"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/21/2014 at 13:21 • Filed to: None
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"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/21/2014 at 13:21 • Filed to: None | 0
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My wife lost her wedding ring in our front yard. I'm looking at renting a metal detector for $25 a day but a cheap one can be had for $25-$50. I'd love to sweep my backyard for nails. I've already found a couple caches of them.
PS9
> CalzoneGolem
10/21/2014 at 13:28 |
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I told my wife that I lost my wedding band in the front yard once.
Five wives later, that excuse still doesn't fly. Oh well.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> CalzoneGolem
10/21/2014 at 13:34 |
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theres a radio station that does a thing like once a week where the guy goes out with a metal detector to try and find stuff, you have to guess what he found and you win tickets or something. My mother-in-law tossed her bedding ring into the woods. she claims (and i'd believe) its valued at $15k. I kinda wanna go looking for it
El-Verde
> CalzoneGolem
10/21/2014 at 13:40 |
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That's a slippery slope to being the creepy guy at the beach in sandals with socks, though.
Cé hé sin
> CalzoneGolem
10/21/2014 at 13:45 |
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That's a lot of money. Have you considered divorce as a more cost effective option?
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CalzoneGolem
> El-Verde
10/21/2014 at 13:48 |
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Who says I'm not already that guy? I just need the metal detector to finish the outfit.
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CalzoneGolem
> Cé hé sin
10/21/2014 at 13:49 |
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There's no way I could get a divorce for < $50
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Cé hé sin
> CalzoneGolem
10/21/2014 at 13:50 |
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I was thinking about the 25 a day. Soon adds up...
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El-Verde
> CalzoneGolem
10/21/2014 at 14:10 |
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And binoculars.
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CalzoneGolem
> El-Verde
10/21/2014 at 15:12 |
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Got them, a big floppy hat and some zinc oxide for my nose.
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El-Verde
> CalzoneGolem
10/21/2014 at 15:15 |
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Just make sure you linger around the teenagers a little too long and you've got it made.
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CalzoneGolem
> El-Verde
10/21/2014 at 15:29 |
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That just happens to be where the good stuff is buried.