Some Goddamn inbread fucking redneck shot my horse!

"Anon" (tjsielsistneb)
10/20/2014 at 19:47 • Filed to: None

I am about ready to knock some sorry ass mother fucker's head in with a goddamn cresent wrench! "Thankfully" they only shot off part of her lip. But god help me if I ever find out who did it they will be leaving on a goddamn stretcher! I'll post pics in the reply because gore, though I wasn't really able to get a good shot of the wound.

DISCUSSION (45)

Anon > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:48

Kinja'd!!!

$kaycog > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:49

What a sick bastard!

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:49

Wow. I can't believe that. People are terrible. Will she be alright?

Brian Silvestro > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:50

wow what a fucking douche.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:50

People suck. Is it possible there was someone deer hunting or (whatever season it is) an your horse was just kind of in the area behind it?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:51

posse time?

posse time.

I imagine some opponaut hanging out the side of a miata with a lasso chasing the redneck down.

Nibby > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:52

Kinja'd!!!

Send this to whoever did it.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:54

What the fuck, who shoots a domesticated horse?

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:54

What a dick. Maybe someone will shoot his lip, and he will see how it feels.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:55

Who in the hell shoots a horse? Even worse off is the fact that they didn't even bother to tell anyone "hey I just accidentally almost killed your animal"

PatBateman > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:55

What the hell kind of redneck shoots a horse?!?!

CounterTorqueSteer > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:56

Freaking unbelievable.

Anon > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/20/2014 at 19:57

Yeah if it was an acident and the person told me and sincerly seemed sorry, I would still be pissed because they were being irresposible but I would forgive them.

Eli's Got 2 > Anon
10/20/2014 at 19:58

Sonofabitch ...no way! Your poor horsie! That's so disgusting that someone would do that. :(

whoarder is tellurium > Anon
10/20/2014 at 20:00

Wow thats messed up! Poor horse :( I dont understand why anyone would do this to such a graceful animal. I hope she recovers quickly and that you find the piece of shit that did this.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Anon
10/20/2014 at 20:03

God damn. Someone hit our car door earlier but this is much, much worse.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Anon
10/20/2014 at 20:03

If you find out who did it, call me up so I can come hurt them some more. My uncle had a llama shot in the stomach (the initial wound was non-fatal, but the poor guy died as we moved him into the trailer) by some drunk dickfuck. There's really no word to describe the emotion that comes with this sort of shit. Animals like these are family members.

whoarder is tellurium > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
10/20/2014 at 20:05

Time to start knocking doors down.

Steve in Manhattan > Anon
10/20/2014 at 20:17

Similar incident years ago, when I lived in the MD countryside. I had just refinished the floors in a house I'd bought and was tacking down molding along the baseboard. I heard a shotgun outside and went to check - I saw all 5 dogs in the darkness - including 2 black dogs. A shotgun blast during the day wasn't unheard of - lots of hunters in the area. At night, I thought maybe the guy had a night scope.

But the next morning I realized I'd counted wrong. My dog Arthur, one of the black ones, was lying at the end of the driveway, shot dead. Half German Shepherd, quarter Bull Mastiff, quarter Rottweiler. All heart - his legs lifted (one at a time) because he wagged his tail so hard when he saw me. He'd been adopted out from a litter of puppies a friend of mine had, but had been returned (tied up in front of their farm) because he'd gotten quite a bit bigger than they'd expected.

I'm lucky I never found out who did it. My vengeance would have started with property damage and possibly gone on from there.

Glad your horse will be OK. People are horrible.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 20:17

White trash.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Anon
10/20/2014 at 20:22

Exactly "I want to bash your head in and let my horse crotch stomp you... but I wont because you were a somewhat respectable human and at least told me" But now someone deserve a crotch stomping.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Steve in Manhattan
10/20/2014 at 20:38

Dude...seriously fuck people.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Anon
10/20/2014 at 20:40

I've Samuel L Jackson and Liam Neeson replying to this horrible event in my head. One calmly, methodically and confidently stating that some asshole is going to die, the other venting obscenities and anger.

PatBateman > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
10/20/2014 at 20:40

Even white trash aren't known to shoot horses! People, yes, but not horses.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 20:45

I was pointing out the difference between redneck and white trash. Rednecks are the people that fix things with duct tape and other questionable methods, because of their "that will do attitude" White trash are the people you see in Walmart riding scooters(providing a tent for the scooters at the same time) and wear shirts that say Git R' Done and Redneck Woman on it. Also, they are the ones that pitch a fit every time the cashier tells them that food stamps don't cover their Bud Light and Marlboro's.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PatBateman
10/20/2014 at 20:46

But to answer your question: Meth.

Anon > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
10/20/2014 at 20:48

Haha, that made me laugh. I'm now wanting to see a mob of miatas chasing down a pickup truck!

Anon > saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars
10/20/2014 at 20:50

I'm so sorry to hear that man. I know how you feel. I think my horses are a buch of idots, but I'll be dammed if they aren't MY idiots and because of that I can't help but love them.

Anon > Nibby
10/20/2014 at 20:53

Haha, yeah I'll just hack their computer, delete every single file. however I'll keep the icons and anytime they open an icon its just this.

Steve in Manhattan > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
10/20/2014 at 20:54

I forgot to add a detail - heard a truck with a shitty exhaust pull away after the shot. Must have been a bunch of drunk rednecks out for a drive.

Anon > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
10/20/2014 at 20:56

Hopefully, it's not bleeding any more and We're working hard to keep her wound clean. We'll know for sure in a week.

NervesOfThrill > Anon
10/20/2014 at 20:58

Honest question: how do you know it is a bullet wound?

I ask because looking at the wound I'm having a hard time seeing the path of the bullet that makes sense. Figure it is just the angle.

A guy who lived 2 farms away from where I lived when I was about 12 years old shot my dog with a shotgun. I felt like you did when I saw my dog limping so bad he barely made it home. When confronted he callously admitted shooting my dog right in front of me and said he shoots anyone and anything that trespasses on his property. My stepdad was a world class pussy and just said he couldn't believe someone would do that and let it go.

Not me . I waited 2 months until my dog had healed up, snuck out of my house at 2am, pushed my 3 wheeler over a mile so my parents wouldn't hear it start, and then me and my dog drove through 10 miles of deep woods until we got to the outer perimeter of his farm's fence line. I promptly pulled one of his fence posts down with my 3 wheeler and a come-along winch and then let my dog herd his cattle up, through the fence and round them down to the creek which was down a hill they could easily get down, but never get back up and would instead have to be herded 10 miles down stream to OUR property to get them back to his field.

Needless to say it was a great day to watch this redneck fuckstick have to come to us hat in hand and ask to drive 70 head of cattle through our property to get them loaded onto trailers. Luckily my nutless stepdad wasn't home and instead he had to talk to my Mom who takes negative shit off of anyone. She told him we would never shoot someone else's animals that had wandered onto our property, but that ignorant ass rednecks might want to be cautious and extremely courteous because that was a coin flip.

I've never slept better than that night and not a single animal was harmed, but a dickhead got his cosmic pudding served cold.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > Anon
10/20/2014 at 21:07

Well, I do hope she recovers. I'd hate to see something so beautiful lose her life like this. Not much aggravates me more than animal cruelty and abuse. I don't know what I'd do if I were in your shoes, but I'd probably be waiting on bail money.

Anon > NervesOfThrill
10/20/2014 at 21:14

You can't really see it in the picture but a good chunk of flesh is missing and is surrounded by what looks like burn marks. Also someone shoot the leg off of one of our dogs a year ago so I have grounds to believe its the same person.

Also, brilliant revenge! Though personally I would of fucked up a lot more of his property than just that! But your dad sounds like the polar opposite of mine who is a hot blooded redneck. To give you an idea of what this man's like, back when I was driving my mini cooper the guys in a pickup pulled up next to me a yelled "Nice car faggot!" well what the didn't realize is that my 6' 5" redneck dad was in the car with me! The man jumps out and sceams at the top of his lungs "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO MY SON!" And before they coukd drive away due to cars still going, hre stomps his steel toed boot into the side of the door causeing an ungodly loud noise and dents the hell out of the door!

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Anon
10/20/2014 at 21:41

we can throw the body in the back of a 240 wagon.

saabstory | fixes bikes, breaks cars > Anon
10/20/2014 at 22:03

Do you just have them for you or do you do a trail service? I've had to take care of some trail horses before. That saying about horses finding the one piece of barbed wire in a field? That seems to ring true.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Anon
10/20/2014 at 22:14

Who the fuck-

... You know what? Fuck this earth.

shop-teacher > Anon
10/20/2014 at 22:52

What. The. Fuck!?!

TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut > Anon
10/20/2014 at 23:19

I used to ride horses. This makes me unspeakably angry.

Jordaneer, The Mountaineer Man > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
10/21/2014 at 00:04

I say we squish the body with the convertible mechanism on the miata.

gbohnstedt > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
10/21/2014 at 14:20

Lasso. Lasso? She-oot, out here we hang out the sides of our Miatas with a 12 gauge loaded with double-ought. Rustlin' and horse molestation is a perforatin' offense.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > NervesOfThrill
10/21/2014 at 16:16

COTD

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Anon
10/21/2014 at 19:32

would blasting Ride of the Valkyries be cliche?

I like to imagine the pickup truck thinking he's got the edge by going off road only to be blindsided by a Baja bug and muttering "clever girl"

NervesOfThrill > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
10/21/2014 at 19:33

Haha thanks! I remember it like it was yesterday.

macanamera > Anon
10/22/2014 at 12:01

That's fucking terrible. I would really do terrible things if I found out who it was.