Ford: First On Race Day

Kinja'd!!! "Aloha Milkyway" (alohamilkyway)
10/20/2014 at 03:59 • Filed to: Ford

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More torque

More cylinders

More legroom

More doors

Taurus is numbah wuuuuun


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Mike > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 04:10

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And this, my friends, is why numbers alone are useless.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 04:14

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You'd lose a lot in popularity, though. I'd rather have the Subaru.


Kinja'd!!! Jafarklabar > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 06:15

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Curb weight?


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 06:43

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Ford = Found On Rubbish Dumps

Ford = Driver Returns On Foot


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/20/2014 at 07:42

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You forgot Fixed Or Repaired Daily.


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 07:52

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If only the Taurus weighed 2700 lbs.


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 08:15

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But which one has the better power/weight ratio?


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 08:37

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Like I keep saying with people who want to HELLCAT ALL THE THINGZ or complain about the lack of power without having driven it, numbers mean nothing.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 08:57

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More body roll!


Kinja'd!!! Coty > pip bip - choose Corrour
10/20/2014 at 09:58

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Can't wait for my Drof Focus ST to get here.


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 10:32

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*Mentally commits anagram to memory*


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > Aloha Milkyway
10/20/2014 at 13:39

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More OVALS. Oval all the things! Taurus = Apotheosis of the oval!