Whos side am I on?

"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
10/17/2014 at 00:04 • Filed to: man im tired.

It occurred to me tonight on my way home, my garage is a Fiat shy of a full on Axis powers Theme

Land cruiser built in Japan

VW sportwagen built in Germany

All I need is a 500 or something.

My grandpa would probably be pissed.

DISCUSSION (33)

Jedidiah > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:07

You fascist. We need some allied powers in here.

Kinja'd!!!

Kanaric > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:07

Are you in Europe? Buy a Dacia and a Skoda as well, they are occupied by Germany at the moment so seems appropriate.

edit: Forgot Dacia is French owned not VW group. Still, the Romanians were Axis lol

Manuél Ferrari > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:08

lol

Leadbull > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:08

Italy copped out halfway through, so I think you're good.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:10

It's the same way for my family. We currently have 2 Germans and an Italian. The old Jap was replaced by a Ford, so while we no longer have a 100% Axis fleet, they are all cars with anti-Semitic origins. Perfect for our Jewish family.

ly2v8-Brian > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:11

Once that is accomplished find something vehicular from Hungary and/or Romania and really get the full axis thing going.

For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:13

I used to live an Audi driving Jew

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:13

There's that Lancia Delta Integrale on eBay in Florida right now. Want to buy it for me?

M1A1D > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:14

Vee und are needings zee Feeyatttt...to com-plete our veltershang! (it sounds funnier and makes more sense in my head)

HammerheadFistpunch > ly2v8-Brian
10/17/2014 at 00:14

Well the CLA is built in Hungary, and the transit connect is built in Romania...so there we go.

D > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:15

My car is Japanese, its wheels are German, and the seat is Italian. I'm all Axis'd out.

HammerheadFistpunch > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/17/2014 at 00:15

what is it up to now, 375000?

Leadbull > ly2v8-Brian
10/17/2014 at 00:17

Kinja'd!!!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:17

I'm a VW/BMW/Mercedes away from the same thing.

ly2v8-Brian > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:20

You have your mission if you choose to accept it.

ly2v8-Brian > Leadbull
10/17/2014 at 00:21

Kinja'd!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:22

Not the S4, the Integrale.

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/ebay-find-of-t…

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > For Sweden
10/17/2014 at 00:36

You rang?

mwangarch > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 00:46

VW Jetta, Check!

Prius, Check!

Fiat 500e with Bosch electronics, Double Check!

For Sweden > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
10/17/2014 at 01:04

I bet you bring a shitzka home too!

Dunnik > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 01:19

In a way, this is exactly what your grandfather and all the others were fighting for: that these countries, once enemies, now trade with us in peace (not to mention, they're now important parts of the western alliance).

Decay buys too many beaters > HammerheadFistpunch
10/17/2014 at 01:22

My dad and I share this same issue.

He has owned only cars made in the USA and UK

Myself? Lots of Japan, Germany, and now Sweden (played for both sides). I've been thinking of picking up a moto guzzi to round out my axis powers though.

505 - morphine not found > ly2v8-Brian
10/17/2014 at 02:36

What engine does that Sportwagen have? There's a huge Audi engine factory in Hungary, and all VAG products get motors from there, so there's a chance you already have something on this mission. The same factory also builds the TT by the way, so it's not just the CLA, if you want a car.