If Chuck Norris had a car

"Blue 300" (Blue300) 10/15/2014 at 18:12 • Filed to: None

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Textured Soy Protein > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 18:16

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Pretty sure that's a batmobile.

Blue 300 > Textured Soy Protein 10/15/2014 at 18:22

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Batman doesn't like guns. Chuck Norris has guns grafted to his hands.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 18:24

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Needs a hole in the floor, Chuck Norris flintstoning it would be faster than any engine.

Blue 300 > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 10/15/2014 at 18:26

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This is true. That is why when Chuck Norris gets into a car, he farts to blow a hole through the floor board. What do you expect from a guy who doesn't do push ups... rather, he pushes the earth down.

Mercedes Streeter > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 18:30

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It appears Batman has fallen on hard times...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 18:31

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Textured Soy Protein > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 18:57

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Sometimes the Batmobile has machine guns.

Crocket Bernet > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 19:03

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It has Batman's pointy ears.

T5Killer > Textured Soy Protein 10/15/2014 at 19:29

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I love that they are M2 .50 cal MGs.