Yes, you drive a beautiful car....

"sellphones2493" (sellphones2493) 10/15/2014 at 17:49 • Filed to: None

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But that doesn't mean you get to park it like an @$$hole wherever you go...

The parking lot was pretty much empty.

For Sweden > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 17:52

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Not true! The Frankfurt Convention states that Porsches may park in multiple spaces outside of German-themed stores.

KirkyV > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 17:53

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What fiendishness! The driver must've realised that, with a car so beautiful, he's pretty much immune from the usual keyings and such.

Where have all the lightweights gone? > For Sweden 10/15/2014 at 17:53

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That same Convention states the exemption from asshattery status is revoked if goods purchased are not German.

sellphones2493 > For Sweden 10/15/2014 at 17:56

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So I guess that means if I own anything American, I can park like a dick at:
- Walmart
- Target
- McDonald's (not Burger King - they're Canadian now)
- Wendy's

Sadly, with a Volvo all I can pretty much park like an asshat at is IKEA...

For Sweden > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 17:58

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No. No convention stipulates that.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 17:59

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And ABBA tribute concerts. Don't forget ABBA tribute concerts.

Racescort666 > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 18:06

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You could include BK since "domestically sourced parts" includes Canada. I'm willing to give it a pass.

Blue 300 > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 18:09

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With a 'Merican car, you can indeed park like a dick at Walmart... not sure about the other places you mentioned though.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > For Sweden 10/15/2014 at 18:09

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is there a convention that lets me park my ute inside Outback Steakhouse?

sellphones2493 > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 18:10

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Someone tried to break the rules at Target...

For Sweden > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 10/15/2014 at 18:12

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Yes; the Penal Colony Act of 1964.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > For Sweden 10/15/2014 at 18:14

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ripper.

Blue 300 > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 18:15

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This American did it right. I salute you Bruce Wayne.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 18:16

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"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed."

"I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."

-Mitch Hedberg

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 18:22

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I guess they

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Hit their target.

sellphones2493 > Blue 300 10/15/2014 at 18:28

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A Dakota in Wendy's

Frosted > sellphones2493 10/15/2014 at 18:29

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There's always that one asshole who HAS to park next to you even if the parking lot is empty. This was a long ass time ago but I used to work at a library. On a slow ass day, I parked all the way in the back. Lot was empty. I walked past the window and saw this:

(My car was the blue one on the right.)

If you drive something like that old Porsche, I support taking two spots in an empty lot. *flame suit on*

sellphones2493 > Frosted 10/15/2014 at 18:30

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The lot's like 15 spaces!

kanadanmajava1 > Frosted 10/15/2014 at 18:52

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Some cars might be terrified of being parked alone without any company. The car in the center is clearly scared and seeking some support from the telephone pole.

Jedidiah > Blue 300 10/16/2014 at 12:23

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Unfortunate. That was a alean looking Cutlass.

co-ops are not for cars > Frosted 10/22/2014 at 15:36

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I've been trying to come up with a theory for this phenomenon, I just can't figure it out. I'm willing to walk a couple blocks if it saves me from having to worry about scratches and door dings, but there's always someone who doesn't get why you've done it and thinks your car needs company.