"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/14/2014 at 13:30 • Filed to: Maine Vanity Plates | 2 | 27 |
The plate says 2TUGH4U
505Turbeaux
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:33 | 0 |
haha what an ass
HammerheadFistpunch
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:34 | 1 |
Maybe he sells that bad beef jerky you get on the side of the road AND believes in truth in advertising.
CalzoneGolem
> 505Turbeaux
10/14/2014 at 13:35 | 0 |
Don't say that to his face.
Imirrelephant
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:35 | 0 |
Sorry about your penis, bro. SMH...
CalzoneGolem
> HammerheadFistpunch
10/14/2014 at 13:36 | 0 |
My jaws are strong enough to puncture a standard car tire. So he might be right!
Grindintosecond
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:36 | 0 |
If there was any brolift I would suggest an Affliction shirt collection, but since no lift, I can only suggest some ripped off sleeves and a spit cup is in there.
/judgingmodeoff
CalzoneGolem
> Grindintosecond
10/14/2014 at 13:37 | 1 |
Ripped off sleeves and spit cup are standard equipment out here.
Grindintosecond
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:40 | 0 |
Hmm. this looks surprisingly stock. I don't see Calvin peeing on anything or a chrome tip exhaust. He could be on his way to "The Calvin peeing on things sticker and exhaust shop".
CalzoneGolem
> Grindintosecond
10/14/2014 at 13:43 | 0 |
I think he is taking it home to put on some NASCAR stickers because he was going 5 under while I was behind him.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:43 | 0 |
Not as tough as you after your accident!
Brian, The Life of
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:44 | 0 |
What does it say? I can't see it on my phone.
CalzoneGolem
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
10/14/2014 at 13:44 | 2 |
I'm more machine than man now!
CalzoneGolem
> Brian, The Life of
10/14/2014 at 13:44 | 0 |
2TUGH4U
Leadbull
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:45 | 0 |
I cannot into readings.
CAR_IS_MI
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:49 | 0 |
CalzoneGolem
> Leadbull
10/14/2014 at 13:51 | 0 |
Edited main post
Mattbob
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:56 | 0 |
hahahaahaha cocktangler.
anonsagainstanonymous
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 13:57 | 0 |
how can you tell the difference?
Leadbull
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:00 | 0 |
Dude, I'm scared of that guy.
CalzoneGolem
> Leadbull
10/14/2014 at 14:01 | 0 |
I heard he was pretty tough.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:32 | 0 |
Well from experience i can safely say fuck that shit. I also only have 3 screws.
CalzoneGolem
> OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2014 at 14:35 | 0 |
Filthy casual, I have 10!
OPPOsaurus WRX
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:38 | 0 |
I was up on some staging the other day and lost my balance. I only had about a 6' drop and managed to land on my feet just to the side of a bush. Next time i'll be back up at 15' so i'll be paying a bit more attention to where my feet are
CalzoneGolem
> OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2014 at 14:49 | 0 |
You've got 3 screws in your back and yo're up on staging?
My physical therapist told me I need to not fall ... yeah, thanks.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 14:58 | 0 |
lol ur bionic now, you can take twice the impact!!. I think part of it is that you have so much metal that you have lost a lot of motion in your back where I have only lost a smaller portion. It was also 10 or so years ago so i'm healed up. But they did tell me not to fall and be careful what I do. That hasn;t stopped be from going over my handlebars a couple times. Just tuck and roll. Also the house aint gunna paint itself.
CalzoneGolem
> OPPOsaurus WRX
10/14/2014 at 15:27 | 0 |
It's so low in my back that I haven't lost much motion at all. None that I can really tell.
The Transporter
> CalzoneGolem
10/14/2014 at 15:37 | 2 |