I need help from skillful pun-artists

"Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan'" (otto-the-croatian) 10/13/2014 at 18:21 • Filed to: pun city, thanks

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I'm helping a friend to come up with traffic-related puns using the words ketchup, mayonnaise and mustard. You can also use croatian words keap , majoneza and senf , and combine them with english words.
So far we've got catch-up, wayonnaise, seMPH, semmmmmf...

Some cars for your help:

Thank you for reading.

ttyymmnn > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/13/2014 at 18:32

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Paging $kaycog. I got nuthin'.

feather-throttle-not-hair > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/13/2014 at 18:41

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Am i helping?

$kaycog > ttyymmnn 10/13/2014 at 18:43

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I'm straining my brain and can't think of anything.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > $kaycog 10/13/2014 at 18:51

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Eh... Thanks anyway.

Diesel > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/13/2014 at 18:51

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Sebit de....am i doing it write?

Racescort666 > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/13/2014 at 19:17

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But how does one ketchup when you're stuck in traffic?

Mayonnaise a lot a traffic, we all going to the same place? (Stolen from Jeff Foxworthy)

Mustard is a harder one, I just want to get home to get my Poupon.

Nibby > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/13/2014 at 19:21

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When dragoning your car, make sure you use a condiment.

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Nibby 10/13/2014 at 20:17

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HAAAA! Good one.

Ryan A. > Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' 10/13/2014 at 20:22

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This is a bad pun, but I only know one Croatian word.

How do you fit all of your luggage in a Miata? Shupak it in!

Otto-the-Croatian-'Whoops my Volvo is a sedan' > Ryan A. 10/14/2014 at 17:08

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Haaaa! Good one, I like that!