It's 8:50 and I've Been Drinking

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
10/10/2014 at 14:57 • Filed to: Thanks

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Dear Oppo,

I appreciate you all (mostly) for not being dicks. Oppo has become a haven for when I am bored as fuck and now even when I am not bored as fuck. Thank you for keeping me updated on the world of the automobile (among other things). I hope I have at least in some way enlightened all (some) of you in some way, I do live in Germany. Well that'll be all.

Very Respectfully,

ethanseal - MR. FISTER

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DISCUSSION (53)


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:03

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It's 3pm in DC. I've been drinking.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:04

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FIESTAS4LIFE


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/10/2014 at 15:05

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BROOOOOOO


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:06

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > macanamera
10/10/2014 at 15:06

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Now that is a lifestyle I could get behind.


Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:07

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Interestingly, they could hardly sell these when they were new.

Like the McLaren F1.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > macanamera
10/10/2014 at 15:07

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You might have a problem.

The problem of TREATING FRIDAY AS IT SHOULD BE TREATED!! YEAH!!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:08

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How much beer have you consumed?

I'm assuming beer because Germany.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:08

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Proßt!


Kinja'd!!! Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:08

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And so begins the FiestaBro movement, a far off shoot from the bro truck world.


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:09

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FiST bump! I'd post a picture of my FiST but my work computer won't do it....so here's a link to gratuitous autoX shots over the 'Murica day weekend


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Cé hé sin
10/10/2014 at 15:09

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This is one of my top 3 dream cars, tied with the Sesto Elemento (Hnnnnng!!) and a Viper.


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:12

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When life gives you lemons, FiST it back.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:14

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Prost :) oder vielleicht doch lieber; zum wohl. (it's been years since I spoke more than a few words in german,, so this is probably WAY OFF... anywho.. skål.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
10/10/2014 at 15:15

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I approve of this message, awesome picks.

I think I was in Paris on 'Murica Day, fuck that's un-'Murican..


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/10/2014 at 15:17

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I'm actually not even German but, PROST!


Kinja'd!!! Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > GhostZ
10/10/2014 at 15:17

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In twenty years, that will be "When life gives you LeMons, FiST it back.".


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > PatBateman
10/10/2014 at 15:18

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I do drink beer (oodles of beer) when I go out but when I stay in like tonight I stick to liquor to save money!


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif
10/10/2014 at 15:18

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I kinda want to see a brotruck fiesta. Not an st, but like WRC x100/class.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > PatBateman
10/10/2014 at 15:22

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boom


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/10/2014 at 15:24

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"Let's kiss"

Oh god, this gets better each time around.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:24

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I figured you were not German, but I thought that you might perhaps did speak some german :P PROST from Norwegen.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > macanamera
10/10/2014 at 15:24

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Boom indeed.

Why am I still at the office?!?!


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:26

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Serious question: do bars there sell beer at room temp, or ice cold (like here in the States)?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/10/2014 at 15:27

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I'm a filthy American that was so very lucky to get the opportunity to live out here for a few years. I love it here, so many places to travel and good people to meet. Someday I'll make it up to the True North!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > PatBateman
10/10/2014 at 15:29

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It's never warm, that is definitely a myth.

The only time I've had WARM beer in Europe was at a festival when I left my beer in the sun all day but still had to drink it because it's beer.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:31

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If you ever end up in Norway or Sweden let me know, I can teach you a thing or two :P Fluent in Norwegian (I should be, since I'm born here :P) and somewhat fluent in swedish, and I'm quite fluent when it comes to the Queens language as well :P (somewhat dyslexic though, so my grammar might be a bit of whenever I write stuff).


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/10/2014 at 15:35

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I'll be here for quite some time (until 2017) so I will definitely make it up there. Also, I have heard wonderful things about your women, I've messed with the Danish but I feel like the further north I go the better it'll get.


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:36

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Gracias.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > PatBateman
10/10/2014 at 15:37

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No problem, amigo.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:42

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Well, danish women = AWESOME, they're friendly, awesome and rather pretty. Women from the southern part of Norway = DAMN HOT, but usually very religious and rather hard to get, Girls from the eastern part of Norway.. well.. they like a drink or five, rather good looking and are very friendly. A a general rule, the further north you go, the more friendly they are, and the same thing goes when it comes to girls from sweden (but NOT Stockholm, girls from Stockholm tend to be snobbish as fuck).

Typical girl from Norway below.

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/10/2014 at 15:45

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Well shit, I think my next big trip might be to Oslo..

But yes, the Danish are a good people, I had a lot of fun with them on New Year's Eve.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:47

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Want me to crush your dreams? That RS200 is fake.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Dsscats
10/10/2014 at 15:48

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NO! SHHH!!!


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:50

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The funny thing about danish people is that I can usually understand them, but they can't understand me :P In fact, it's easier for me to speak with someone from the Faroe Islands. I usually end up speaking english with people from denmark. But I'm way off on a tangent here now. You should really come to Norway, just to see all the empty space :)


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:50

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I know. It crushes me. It's really well done though with a Cosworth engine and RHD.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:50

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I've watched the entire video more times than I'd like to admit.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:56

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This is what happens when you tried to do what you did:

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Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/10/2014 at 15:59

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Definitely not fixing my mistake rihgt now, maybe tomorrow


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 15:59

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I assume because you've been drinking?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/10/2014 at 16:00

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Haha of course not, it just seems like sooo much work..


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 16:01

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Yeah...doing stuff is bothersome sometimes...


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/10/2014 at 16:02

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Though I might be slightly impared.. I think I'll go play Forza!


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 16:03

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Basically a classy way of saying "Lets see what drinking and driving is like!"


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Brian Silvestro
10/10/2014 at 16:04

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"In-car view here we come!"


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/10/2014 at 16:05

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I drive in-car view exclusively!


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/11/2014 at 04:38

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HOW DO YOU PRONUNCE QASHQAI!?!


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/11/2014 at 06:08

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KA-SHH-KAI.

Pretty much replaces the Q with a K. My buddy's got a purple, diesel, manual one and I always seem to fuck up the pronunciation and just call it a minivan instead.


Kinja'd!!! Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
10/11/2014 at 06:11

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If there is anyone in the entire world who can pronounce it correctly the first time, then they need to be in ripley's believe it or not and labeled as a human oddity


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
10/11/2014 at 06:13

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Agreed. They are actually pretty cool little SUV-type deals, and the glass roof is awesome.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
01/05/2015 at 19:48

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Ethan,

I'm using the Oppo DM system of finding an old post and commenting. I'm your Secret Senna. Sorry to spoil the surprise. Since you are overseas and I'm shipping through the APO I figured I would let you know that your package is on the way. The main one anyways. There is a smaller secondary item that will be following.

If you ever find yourself in Atlanta with a long layover hit me up and I would be happy to buy you a beer.

Happy New Year,

Mike


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > f86sabre
02/11/2015 at 01:50

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Hey! I just wanted to let you know that I got the books. Thanks man, I appreciate it! Now I just have a lot of reading to do.


Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
02/11/2015 at 10:09

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Cool! I hope you enjoy them. They are all pretty good.