Time for a Cheesey Joke! Chicken Surprise!

"MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner" (montegoman562)
10/10/2014 at 11:37 • Filed to: OFF TOPIC, JOKE

CHICKEN SURPRISE

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant,

and order the 'Chicken Surprise', The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around,

before the lid slams back down..Good grief,did you see that ? she asks her husband

He hadn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises and he sees two little eyes,

looking around before it slams down..

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over,

explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.

'Please sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise'(You're going to love this,

and you're going to hate yourself for loving it!...)

'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter,

...

'I bring you Peeking Duck by mistake'.......

(yes it's a silly joke, no I don't care if you've heard it before - I'm a dad you're lucky it wasn't a terrible knock knock joke!)

This is actually a good bad joke. I do not hate myself for loving it.

I'm using that in the pun war I am having with my friend.

fantastic!

hahahhaha good!

I laughed.

Mattbob > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/16/2014 at 09:48

this was excellent.

Why thank you!

Might be another one coming today