"Slant6" (slant-6)
10/07/2014 at 22:20 • Filed to: None
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"Slant6" (slant-6)
10/07/2014 at 22:20 • Filed to: None | 2
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I have to write a story Canterbury Tales style for Senior English. What do you think this is about with no context (you don't go to my school)? I had a ton of fun with this.
Sprawled across the Clarendon Crescent
A building where lives ascent or descent.
An institution where students can learn
Or all hope of success can adjourn.
Where middle schoolers become adults
And where perhaps they might start a cult.
This is Enloe —- a whirlpool of mystery.
Producer of great names in history
Like the cowboy from the YMCA song.
Here is a story of a day went wrong.
On the sixteenth of May in twenty thirteen
A group of students had a plan quite mean.
A small band of hooligans they were
With the best of intentions… sure…
They all grouped together to execute
Their plot. One by one they dispensed their loot
On the heads of the students water fell
Balloons went down and up came hell.
Hands went up and people ran for doors
This early debacle was the first of the water wars.
The King of the School rewarded this no applause
The Lyon roared his threat to use his paws
If Hooligans did not confess to their shenanigans.
Nobody stood up. They just sat like mannequins.
On went the day and on went the fight.
The other students still running with fright.
The King knew what he had to do
The hyenas were dispatched to pursue
The Hooligans and capture them in the act
Before of course they themselves were attacked.
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jvirgs drives a Subaru
> Slant6
10/07/2014 at 22:51 |
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Damn. Arrested for a prank.... When I was in hs, my entire senior class got early out notices and we filled a shit-ton of water balloons and hid in the student parking lot waiting for all the juniors to walk up after school. We pelted them with the water balloons for repeatedly parking in the senior designated spaces. And not a word was said by the administration.
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Slant6
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
10/07/2014 at 22:57 |
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This wasn't actually a senior prank though. It was 15 kids who don't normally show up at school who just wanted to freak everyone out. And they filled some balloons with bleach and nair.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> Slant6
10/07/2014 at 23:13 |
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That's pretty messed up. Like on-track-to-becoming-a-psychopath kind of messed up.
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> Slant6
10/07/2014 at 23:21 |
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There are friendly pranks, and then there's the potential of having a record. Dumbasses, I swear.
Nice poem, though!
DWarner89
> Slant6
10/08/2014 at 10:44 |
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I went to Enloe - good times