Whats your Franken-car?

Kinja'd!!! "BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura)
10/02/2014 at 00:15 • Filed to: None

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So I choose VW for obvious reasons. I would start off with the Beetle, and add the R concept's body kit:

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And the rest of the list is as follows:

- The 300hp version of the 3.6 VR6 (dat sound!)

- 4motion all-wheel drive

- 6 speed manual (obviously)

- Gunmetal Laguna wheels from the 2013-2014 GTI

- CC Executive seats for the perfect blend of sport and comfort

And of course, top it all off in Fahrenheit Orange.

What about you?


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 00:20

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Nice - as long as the wheels are not shiny. Hate chrome wheels. HATE.


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 00:23

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Mitsubishi Starion

4G63T Evo motor + 16G

Steering rack from FC RX7

Stock wheels, stock look, Bride seats for driver and passenger.

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Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 00:29

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I wish this was the WRC rally car underneath. It would change the image of the beetle forever.


Kinja'd!!! CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > Kanaric
10/02/2014 at 00:29

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Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 00:30

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the hellcats are coming...

No, you can't stuff a hellcat in a 500 Abarth, ok. That's just stupid. Wait.. I was the one who said that. Stuff the hellcat in the Abarth!!


Kinja'd!!! Kanaric > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
10/02/2014 at 00:30

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Those are 80s sweet too.


Kinja'd!!! SVTyler > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 00:33

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Body and chassis from GT3 SLS AMG

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Engine and manuél from Zonda 760

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Cyber Grey paint from the C6.

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Rims from SLS Black Series


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 00:36

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This

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Plus

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And literally no other changes


Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 00:53

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My ultimate Franken car:

1957 Chevrolet Bel Air convertible in pink, with white interior and white top.

under the hood: Viper V10

gearbox: 7-speed manual from a 911. stiffened to handle Viper's numbers.

suspension: Citroen DS-esque suspension, for impeccable ride, and need be, insanely pressurized pro handling.

Drive: Subaru-esque symmetrical AWD, so I can put the hardtop on and take it skiing in the winter


Kinja'd!!! mallthus > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 01:15

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So, we start with a 1969 Super Wagoneer (pictured).

Pull out the drivetrain.

Pull out the axles.

Pull out the seats.

The exterior is refreshed to factory beauty (including vinyl roof).

Axles are swapped to Dana 44 front and Dana 60 rear. Possibly with portals (jury's out on that).

Drivetrain is switched from Buick V8/TH400 to the LQ9/4L60E/BW4485 from the H2.

Roots type SC is added.

Leaf springs are swapped for long arm coilover suspension.

Largest tires that'll fit with minor fender trimming.

Modern seats with integrated shoulder belts fitted, saddle leather added.

Close to done.

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Kinja'd!!! TheVancen- In Pursuit of a Greater Payday and Car Parts > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 01:46

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A 1966 Ford Fairlane wagon, no wood trim.

Obtain a 2 door post donor car, remove doors, and B pillar/door post. Turn 4 door wagon into a 2 door sedan delivery.

Delete rear windows, replace with a metal sheet. Leave tail gate window obviously.

Convince my father to let me have his NOS 427 SOHC Cammer, attach to a 6 speed manual transmission.

Insert in wagon.

Profit.

Also, red steelies, flat black everything else. Various pinstripes. Replace front clip with same year Mercury Comet grille and fenders to create a true bastard, the likes of which this world has never seen.


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/02/2014 at 02:18

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Just make sure it goes in the back


Kinja'd!!! ihm96 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 02:20

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I want this

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in black, with the engine and trans from the Hellcat


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Kanaric
10/02/2014 at 07:05

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2014 VF Commodore wagon , brown , manual , LSA V8


Kinja'd!!! BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
10/02/2014 at 07:36

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I mean we're all gonna die one day anyway.


Kinja'd!!! nucciOMG > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 09:44

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Take one of these:

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Take this out:

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Which is the same engine this has:

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And put it in this:

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Kinja'd!!! Camry-Into-Canyon > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/02/2014 at 18:56

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Mark IV Jetta Wagon

Panels from 3-door golf to make it a shooting break.

Rear side window delete

4Motion system.

6MT from the S4

W12 from the PhatOne

Helios rims

Electronically Controllable Center Differential

Audi TT baseball seats.

Audi R8 Steering wheel with VW logo

Polished gated plate for the manual shifter

Alloy pedals

Black headlamp inserts

Euro bumper conversion

Custom integration of rifled exhaust tips

Black Grille.

Or

FB RX-7

Custom four-rotor engine made from 2 13Bs

Two Holset HX35 turbos (non-sequential)

Aftermarket radiator

front-mount intercooler.

oil cooler

LSD

Custom Straight-cut close-ratio gearbox with a short shifter

multi-plate clutch

pulled and tubbed wheel wells

Modified RX-8 subframes

Coilovers

Momo Mod.07 Steering wheel

Custom exhaust with an integral electronic muffler bypass valve

One-piece carbon-fiber driveshaft

Crystal-clear halogen headlight retrofit (they'll still pop up).

16x9" Work Seeker CX wheels

BFGoodrich Rivals

Custom Kenwood stereo.

Duraflex M-1 air dam

Small flares to keep the wheels under the arches.

frenched JDM bumper lights

Rubstrip shaved.

Soul Red paint.


Kinja'd!!! LordDarthBeavis > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/03/2014 at 03:57

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1988/89 Merkur XR4Ti shell

Sierra Cosworth grill, headlights, and hood

Sierra Mk. 2 tail lights (major sheet metal surgery!)

EITHER:

4.6L DOHC Terminator with the big Ford Motorsports blower

or

5.0 DOHC Aluminator, again, with the big Ford Motorsports huffer

8.8"Thunderbird/Cobra IRS setup

Big-ass Wilwood or Baer brake setup

T56 6-speed (hence the reason for the 88/89 shell—bigger trans tunnel; less cutting and massaging needed!)

Sierra Cosworth whale-tail spoiler, and deck spoiler

Compomotive wheels, in gunmetal

Recaros for my fat butt

Kenwood tunes

GTFO of my way! :D


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather
10/12/2014 at 11:05

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Speak for yourself, man.