You're gonna need a bigger car

"Rico" (ricorich) 10/01/2014 at 11:32 • Filed to: None

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If you're going to run a successful cleaning company, maybe invest in a larger vehicle. These 2 spent the last 30 minutes trying to pack this little ass car with a ton of crap and try to fit themselves in it.

They are still out there trying to get the hatch to close and I've been laughing the whole time.

Nibby > Rico 10/01/2014 at 11:33

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Shoulda got a Nissan Versa Note.

crowmolly > Rico 10/01/2014 at 11:34

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Some theme music for you.

Hiroku > Rico 10/01/2014 at 11:36

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The other day I saw a local ad from some dude looking to trade his V70R + cash for a newer Smart. I think these folks could do with that guy's contact information :)

spanfucker retire bitch > Rico 10/01/2014 at 11:38

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A SMART car? You'd probably have better luck with a grand touring motorcycle. Jesus Christ the idiocy of all of this.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rico 10/01/2014 at 11:38

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Smart cars are hilariously useless. My car is slightly bigger yet (uncomfortably) fits 4 adults, gets better economy, faster, better handling, cheaper. I also managed to move house in it. Many other cars can say the same. Why the hell would anyone buy one other than if they only needed a commuter and liked the thing on a personal level.

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > Rico 10/01/2014 at 11:45

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I always thought a little tow along trailer like the ones for motorcycles would be a good idea for Smart cars just for those times when you needed to carry something bigger than a briefcase.

450X_FTW > Rico 10/01/2014 at 11:45

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It's always a good reminder that when I go to Lowes or Home Depot, that people watching is awesome there. My favorite is the guy who buys ten 4x8 sheets of drywall, then I see him in the parking lot trying to secure them to the roof of his Ford Fiesta

JGrabowMSt > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 10/01/2014 at 11:48

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Two large pizza boxes side by side are wider than a Smart ForTwo.

Rico > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 10/01/2014 at 12:14

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The least they could get was a proper hatchback or even a wagon, a Smart doesn't fit crap.

Rico > Nibby 10/01/2014 at 12:14

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It would at the very least have double the space.

Rico > 450X_FTW 10/01/2014 at 12:16

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A couple of years ago I saw a guy shatter his back windshield leaving a Home Depot parking lot, he had some long object inside the car and when he accelerated from a stop sign it hit the glass.

Rico > Hiroku 10/01/2014 at 12:16

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10/10 would trade.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Rico 10/01/2014 at 12:24

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Yup, a small van like a transit connect would be best.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. 10/01/2014 at 12:42

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Because we live in a city where it's difficult to find curbside parking spaces for something as big as a Civic hatch?? I'd rather deal with the SMG in the Smart than going around the same exact block, waiting for a space to pull out.

Twingo Tamer - About to descend into project car hell. > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 10/01/2014 at 12:51

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That's a fair point, I didn't really consider parking.