A total dork drives this vehicle

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 01/24/2014 at 12:00 • Filed to: None

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And that dork would be me. The very proud new owner of a USS Enterprise tow hitch cover.

jlmounce > Textured Soy Protein 01/24/2014 at 12:02

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She's a beauty!

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 01/24/2014 at 12:05

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Does it light up?

Textured Soy Protein > jlmounce 01/24/2014 at 12:07

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AYE!

Textured Soy Protein > CalzoneGolem 01/24/2014 at 12:08

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Unfortunately no, but that would be even more awesome.

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 01/24/2014 at 12:11

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You're not really a dork until you rig up some LEDs or something.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Textured Soy Protein 01/24/2014 at 12:13

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The Open Road: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the tow hitch Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to tow new trailers, to seek out new destinations and new civilizations, to boldly go where no trailer has gone before.

Tekamul > Textured Soy Protein 01/24/2014 at 12:19

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Oh, you gotta rig some LEDs in there. So cheap and easy these days.

The Real Unsharer > Textured Soy Protein 01/24/2014 at 12:24

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I'm disappointed that you don't have nacelles on the sides of your ride.

Bad Idea Hat > Textured Soy Protein 01/24/2014 at 12:36

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This man is a badass.