What Car Is Perfect For Florida?

"PRBot II" (prbot2) 01/21/2014 at 17:43 • Filed to: cars by state, florida

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Welcome to Florida, a sunny state for shady people. What would you drive? Is it even a car? Maybe it's a truck. Either way, what's the most Florida way to get around?

Why do I ask, you say? Because I'm tired of hearing that the best-selling vehicle for nearly every state is the Ford F-Series. I'm more interested in what the best vehicle for the state should be.

Also, if you think the most Florida vehicle happens to be the F-Series, then by all means put it down.

And as always...

Choose wisely!

This is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , a 51-part series of Opposodes where I gather OppositeLock's view of America in the form of cars. Have at it.

Brian Silvestro > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:45

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COCAINE

It's a "Porch-uh" > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:46

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Whatever can get you out of there the fastest.

A supercar is a bit overkill, because it could put you in jail for going too fast. So I'd say any standard rental car would do the trick. Inconspicuous and not yours.

Hoccy > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:46

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Chevrolet Impala Convertible.

Nice weather, flat land and a lot to look at. No better car for Florida.

offroadkarter > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:47

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This is a question with two answers.

Lincoln Town Car - Preferably with landau top

and the Chrysler PT Cruiser

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:49

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Well there are a lot of old people in Florida, and what do old people like? Cadillac's. But not the weird ones from today. The ones from like 15 years ago. But they also want to feel young, so they get a convertible. So my choice is the Cadillac ETC Convertible.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > offroadkarter 01/21/2014 at 17:49

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+1 for the PT Cruiser. So many old people...

Jay Lauer > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:49

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I know I'm right

BrownMiataDieselWagon > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:50

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Big Bubba Ray > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:51

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carcrasher88 > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:51

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...seems pretty obvious to me.

PS9 > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:52

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As a florida resident, I choose this;

Slow, so the cops will never catch you speeding

You're at least one corolla higher than all the other traffic, so if any nutcase decides to ram you, they're SOL unless they've got one themselves.

You are 100% guaranteed to enter the vehicle, travel to your destination, and exit the vehicle in still-living condition. In Florida, no other car can give you this guarantee.

Big as a house, so if you get foreclosed upon - an extremely likely thing to happen to you in this state - you will still have a place to live.

Great for combat situations. Any other state, and this would not be a concern.

Korea Miéville > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:54

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Florida? This would be my first choice.

911e46z06 > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 17:54

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PS9 > Big Bubba Ray 01/21/2014 at 17:56

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Every time I want to defend Florida, some one can always point out, "Didn't your state buy the most Murano CrossCabs?"

Argument. Over. There is no effective rebuttal.

PRBot II > PS9 01/21/2014 at 18:01

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As a former resident of Florida, I think I can see where you're coming from on this one.

PRBot II > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 01/21/2014 at 18:03

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This is probably the first time I've ever seen an Eldorado convertible. Not bad.

PRBot II > Jay Lauer 01/21/2014 at 18:03

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That poor CTS.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 18:04

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A Prius apparently. Or a mid 90's Camry. That's what every other car seemed to be when I lived there.

AMC/Renauledge > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 18:04

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I'd say they deserve the best-selling car in the world...the Cozy Coupe.

Though, doubtless, someone will get arrested there for trying to put one up their ass in public.

http://jalopnik.com/5923253/this-m…

http://jalopnik.com/5889727/this-m…

jariten1781 > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 18:05

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I often think of cheesy Daytona pace car livery when I think of Florida. There are a lot of bad ones, but here's a fairly decent Trans-am

BrownMiataDieselWagon > PS9 01/21/2014 at 18:05

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I live in Chicago. I need this more than you do.

Jagvar > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 18:20

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Bentley Azure. Lauderdale is full of 'em.

PRBot II > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 18:25

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*Eleventh gen Eldorado convertible.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 18:46

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Yeah they were limited edition and coach built. Making it more florida like.

DanimalHouse > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 18:50

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Zombie-mobile. To avoid fucking zombies. Read This.

No Prius Needed > PS9 01/21/2014 at 18:57

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You tried to defend Florida?

m-b-w loves his SUBAROO > PRBot II 01/21/2014 at 19:38

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Because free upgrade at Enterprise

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Rory > PRBot II 01/22/2014 at 08:56

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I made this a long time ago while in a airport waiting for a delayed flight to ..FLORIDA.
I still think it would fit very well.

PRBot II > Rory 01/22/2014 at 10:20

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That is really outstanding. Well done, sir.

Rory > PRBot II 01/22/2014 at 12:05

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Why thank you kindly!

FlimFlamMan > PRBot II 01/23/2014 at 19:40

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Florida? A weiner mobile , of course!

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