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GO!
I'll start... "Hey baby, wanna ride my stick shift?"
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Don't worry baby, I'm an endurance racer, not a sprint driver.
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Are you a Ferrari because you are as hot as fire?
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NASCAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (Only works for a certain type)
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When are you gonna let me pop your clutch?
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Hey baby, need someone to polish your headlights?
You must be a Dodge, 'cause I wanna grab you by the horns
I noticed your check engine light is on. Want me to plug into your slot and check it out?
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Are you a E65 BMW? Because I'd Bangle that Butt!
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F series. Amidointhisrite?
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Hey baby, wanna port my head?
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Hey baby, wanna see my wankel?
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You must be a turn signal, 'cause I wanna use you properly
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Wow you have some advance stuff there...
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Hey baby, wanna come change oil with me?
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You must be a turn signal, 'cause I wanna ignore you completely for the rest of my life.
#everye92ownerever
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"Yes. That is my Ferrari"
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Hey girl, I heard you like trucks, wanna come check out my F150s bed?
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My brother and I used this one on occasion:
Hey? wanna score?..." While reaching over and at the last minute open the glove box and pull this out.
"...I could could really go for a bite right now."
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