"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
01/17/2014 at 11:22 • Filed to: game | 0 | 25 |
Don't you screw this up, Kinja.
StoneCold
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:25 | 1 |
"I should buy a 9-Iron"
For Sweden
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:26 | 2 |
This car doesn't seem up to par.
It's a "Porch-uh"
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:27 | 1 |
"My arm is now permanently stuck in this position."
Niquemarshall
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:27 | 1 |
"Only a matter of time before I see you on Google with 11" wide wheels; Godspeed, my friend."
CAR_IS_MI
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:27 | 8 |
Man I wish I was taller!
MonkeePuzzle
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:28 | 1 |
wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off, wax on, wax on... DAMNIT!
The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:29 | 1 |
Is ok, but is no Chebby troke.
Jeremiah Hawley
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:29 | 1 |
"Should I de-badge, or just replace the G with a W." #wolfofwallstreet
Textured Soy Protein
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:29 | 2 |
"That other car might be faster but have you seen the quality of my interior's plastics?"
ttyymmnn
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:30 | 1 |
"Golf" backwards is "Flog."
cbell04
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:31 | 1 |
Wax-on drag-on
EL_ULY
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:31 | 1 |
You're clean now, but soon you'll be on Craigslist followed by a NPOCP segment
Jagvar
> MonkeePuzzle
01/17/2014 at 11:32 | 1 |
This hand whacks on. This hand whacks off.
PatBateman
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:32 | 2 |
"Yeah, you like that, don't you? You like when I rub your rear end? You want a little more? Yeah you do..."
The New Garage
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:37 | 1 |
"Did I leave the iron on?"
Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:41 | 1 |
Oh baby, it's just you an me tonight... No kids, no wife, I get you all alone tonight. Awwww yeah, I'm gonna get you all cleaned up so we can get dirt——— that was my outside voice, wasn't it.
Soon...
$kaycog
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:41 | 1 |
"I just love rubbing rear ends."
Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 11:43 | 1 |
internal thoughts, "Stuck? It's stuck?!? Damn it, I shouldn't dragon at work. OK, what am I going to do?
OK, stay calm...
QC, yeah, I'm doing QC. Cleaning smudges off the hatch."
/whistling
Frank Grimes
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/17/2014 at 12:52 | 1 |
"Espero que mi cabeza no quede cortada en el camino a casa."
You know because he is mexican.
And because you might not be able to read spanish I know I can't.
"I hope my head doesnt get cut off on the way home."
Niquemarshall
> Frank Grimes
01/17/2014 at 15:21 | 1 |
That's so fucked up; but I laughed so hard
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> CAR_IS_MI
01/17/2014 at 18:03 | 0 |
Win!
Pick your prize!!!! NSFW or Shooped Car!
CAR_IS_MI
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2014 at 00:33 | 1 |
How about a shop of this guy cleaning Orloves Orloved car?
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> CAR_IS_MI
01/19/2014 at 00:36 | 1 |
I'll do it tomorrow.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> CAR_IS_MI
01/19/2014 at 20:22 | 8 |
CAR_IS_MI
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/19/2014 at 20:31 | 1 |
Yes!
So Awesome!