How To Use Your iPotato: A Beginers Guide

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/15/2014 at 14:36 • Filed to: None

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Hello and thank you for your purchase of iPotato!

There are many different ways of using iPotato including taking photographs of objects. When first using your iPotato try rotating it sideways as the above iPotato, this is called "Landscape." This is very usefully for capturing many things in the photograph. Landscape is how most monitors are set orientated. So, Landscape photographs make people happy. However you should refrain from this, as happy people are less likely to comment on your photograph and your main goal is attention, right?

This is how your iPotato should be orientated at all times. This is called "Portrait" and this is useful for taking selfies in the mirror and dick pics to send to your ex. Portrait will make your dick look bigger and your tits perkier. You can also use it take pictures of your car that you want to sell, the crappier the photograph, the more likely people will shut up and give you money.

Thanks again for your purchase of iPotato!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/15/2014 at 15:04

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Cannot recommend this enough!!!

leicester > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/15/2014 at 15:29

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Thanks, Mr. Duke! Will these innovative techniques also work for my Razr-tato?

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leicester > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/15/2014 at 15:29

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Thanks, Mr. Duke! Will these innovative techniques also work for my Razr-tato?

Also, in the name of public service, here are some helpful hints for dick pic excellence!

http://thehairpin.com/2014/01/what-i…