You have got to check out the reviews on these.

Kinja'd!!! "Jeff-God-of-Biscuits" (Jeff-God-of-Biscuits)
01/15/2014 at 00:17 • Filed to: None

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These !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , It's hysterical. My mom got bit by these once when they first came out, so I can relate.


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
01/15/2014 at 00:22

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People are taking the time to write entire essays on these things. That first one is the one that hooks you into reading all the rest.


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Brian Silvestro
01/15/2014 at 00:30

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I love the term "fully weaponized gummi bear." It just has such an evil ring to it.


Kinja'd!!! Übel > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
01/15/2014 at 00:41

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A truly heartless person would use these to make drunken gummy bears.


Kinja'd!!! Hoccy > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
01/15/2014 at 02:53

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I guess the thing here is to eat those with sugar. I've never had any problems there (besides eating too many).


Kinja'd!!! Lekker > Jeff-God-of-Biscuits
01/15/2014 at 08:35

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Read about that at work about a week ago, it was hard to pretend I wasn't laughing hysterically. There are some good ones but the line that cracked me up the most was from one of the last reviewers:

"I'm bit of a 'fart' connoisseur, and enjoy my own brew, like any other guy, but this was beyond my own tolerance, I can only imagine what the people in the surrounding cubicles were thinking."


Kinja'd!!! Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Hoccy
01/15/2014 at 08:47

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Yeah, it's the sugar substitute that cleans you out.