I've been waiting for a Hoon like you

"Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager" (Nighthawkwill7) 01/14/2014 at 11:15 • Filed to: Dreamlopnik

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Last night I dreamt that the girl from my previous Cadillac dream ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ) had come over to show me her new Rallycross spec Lancer Evolution IX. For some reason it sounded like a modified GT-R to which she replied that she had installed a some sort of implausible technobabble in the engine which have it the characteristic sound.

It was so much fun, hooning up back roads and see her smile and listening to her laugh in delight. We pull into a supermarket parking lot in which she turns to me and exclaims "your turn!" And leans in and gives me a kiss. We switch seats and as I put it in gear, I hear her tell "show me what you've got, sweetheart"

Logically, this is when I wake up... Son of a bitch.

offroadkarter > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 01/14/2014 at 11:20

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What kind of expired canned food are you eating before bed?

AeroEagle333 > offroadkarter 01/14/2014 at 11:22

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What kind and where can we find it?

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > offroadkarter 01/14/2014 at 11:23

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I had some unsalted peanuts and a glass of water. Was also watching Supernatural on Netflix.

Jordan Clifford > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 01/14/2014 at 11:24

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roflcopter > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 01/14/2014 at 13:10

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I've been on the really nifty weird dream kick for a few weeks now, maybe it's dem chem-trails.

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > roflcopter 01/14/2014 at 13:12

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Weird dreams are a bit of my specialty. I have years of dream journal entries that boggle the mind.

roflcopter > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 01/14/2014 at 13:14

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I had one about surfing last night, at least the parts I remember, which is strange because I haven't been consistently surfing in ages. And it was at a place I've never actually been, but I feel like I've been noticing discrepancies more often lately and my mind keeps buffing up the detail to counter that. Definitely strange.