Why do I comment on the front page?

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/13/2014 at 14:30 • Filed to: None

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Seriously, why do I even bother?

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Reigntastic > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:31

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Why not just use the dismiss button?

Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:32

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...because you like to live dangerously?

505Turbeaux > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:33

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To sell more of them numnuts.

nuff said

PS9 > 505Turbeaux 01/13/2014 at 14:35

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I only buy Stuttgart brand numnuts.

oldirtybootz > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:36

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Because you make one post and think to yourself, "that was a pretty good one, I think most of Oppo would agree" while failing to realize that FP commentors not Opponauts and are really a bunch of fucking morons. I do it too and regret it every time. Hell, I made AOTD today, but I had to get 80+ notifications to do so.

I told a guy off when he was hating on Darts, poured my heart and soul into it, and I didn't even get a reply. It can go both ways I guess.

Anyway, something about The Lion King.

Mattbob > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:36

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wow, it went from ignorant to name calling. That's rough. Please see gamecat's post and visit the closest local brewery and have a beer. It will make it all better.

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:39

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That's guy is a dick. Looking at his past comment history and the shit he's given me on two different FP articles he's a massive asshole.

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Party-vi > Reigntastic 01/13/2014 at 14:40

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Because that's no fun.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:41

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Glutton for punishment i'd say.

Aaron James > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:41

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Aaron James > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:51

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I rarely comment on the FP. If I want to be abused I can just post a comment on youtube.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 14:55

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Because it's that time again?

Aaron James > oldirtybootz 01/13/2014 at 14:55

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I don't understand why people's first instinct is to hate everything and disagree with everyone. I usually assume they are little kids but some of these people acting like children are in their 30's and 40's. I'd much rather have a respectful discussion with someone. Some people are just so opinionated that anyone who even slightly thinks in a different way are automatically labeled (pick your favorite childish insult). It's much more pleasant around here.

Reigntastic > Party-vi 01/13/2014 at 14:57

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It's definitely less fun than rustling someone's jimmies, but when they're just being irritating it's useful.

Party-vi > Reigntastic 01/13/2014 at 14:59

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Agreed - I make use of the dismiss more often than not.

Wacko > Party-vi 01/13/2014 at 15:01

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I kindly asked him how you were trolling, and he responded.. go read

he says

You need to see his body of work as a whole, not this post as a stand alone sample size, in order to see this was simply a more subtle attempt at trolling.

I guess he no likey your nsfw posts...

Wacko > Aaron James 01/13/2014 at 15:04

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that's why I stopped posting on autoblog, you will get called every name in the book if someone disagrees with you.

DatASSun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:05

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StevenG has got to be the Biggest Jalopnik D Bad I've seen so far ..

Party-vi > Wacko 01/13/2014 at 15:06

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Nah, it's because of this exchange we had on the STi . I should really just stop going on the FP since I get a ton of shit for my comments.

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CAR_IS_MI > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:07

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Like every time I accidentally post on Gawker.

oldirtybootz > Aaron James 01/13/2014 at 15:09

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Some people are just so quick to get nasty. When you do it to someone I consider a friend on Oppo, count on me to chime in.

Aaron James > oldirtybootz 01/13/2014 at 15:11

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Yeah that guy is a total dick. I've enjoyed many pleasant conversations with Mr Arch Duke, there's no reason to treat people like that.

Wacko > Party-vi 01/13/2014 at 15:12

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wow, he must be very popular.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Aaron James 01/13/2014 at 15:14

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Thanks, guys. This makes me feel less numb in the nuts.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:14

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don't you mean "num"

lol

oldirtybootz > Aaron James 01/13/2014 at 15:15

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He's never said anything that's made me exclaim, "wow, that's stupid!"

Porsche is clearly targeting a nostalgic demographic with the looks of the Targa, why add the weight and complexity of a convertible top when they already make a Cabrio. As AD said, they could charge the same damn money for it anyway but it would cost less to build. How dare we want Porsche to cater to the enthusiast and not the housewife/stock broker crowd for a change.

oldirtybootz > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:16

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I got your back numbnuts.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:16

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You should call him out for being an obvious Apple fanboi.

Who uses snowlep as a name anyway?

Tell him Mountain Lion was the best Apple OS of all time. OF ALL TIME!

DatASSun > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:25

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http://jalopnik.com/and-you-think-…

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Aaron James > oldirtybootz 01/13/2014 at 15:29

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I agree 100 percent. When I think Targa I'm taken back to 5th grade riding around in a friend's dad's old green manually removable Targa 911.

Fookin' Prawns > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:31

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Jerks gon' jerk. I don't want to make an ad hominem attack, but any valid points he raises are undone by his attitude.

My prescription: drive around in a convertible somewhere sunny and then have a beer. I would offer my car, but the top is electric (though the beer isn't). I hope that isn't a dealbreaker :P

Goshen, formerly Darkcode > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:33

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Good question.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Fookin' Prawns 01/13/2014 at 15:34

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I can borrow my sister in-law's Jeep.

JustWaitingForAMate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:34

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Again I post this image because it still holds true.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JustWaitingForAMate 01/13/2014 at 15:35

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Every time

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Goshen, formerly Darkcode 01/13/2014 at 15:36

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"What doth life?"

-is another.

Wacko > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:45

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cause you took too many stupid pills....

sorry if I'm late to the party

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Wacko 01/13/2014 at 15:47

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Bad for the brain, ya know?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 15:52

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I posed a question to the group, can't decide if he is a thndercunt or a thunderous shit stain.
http://jalopnik.com/wow-no-need-to…

AM3R > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 16:25

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It's hilarious to see that guy get so involved in an argument about a car he most likely can't/won't ever afford...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/13/2014 at 16:51

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"Arch Duke yaps non-stop, very 'loud' poster on this site so to speak. Being a thundercunt is the only way to get his attention. It seems to have worked as well so I'll keep the thundercunt strategy in my repertoire for the time being."

#COTD

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 17:02

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He really just wanted your approval, apparently his daddy didn't hug him enough...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Party-vi 01/13/2014 at 17:07

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Holy fuck that's kid has some major impotent range issues.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 01/13/2014 at 17:09

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He was hugged, with a leather belt...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 17:45

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Hehe I've gone into full troll mode now, this is fun
http://jalopnik.com/huh-how-about-…

King Ginger, not writing for Business Insider > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 20:10

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FP posters are...passionate. Sometimes it is refreshing to bathe in that passion as a reminder that apathy is very wonderful way to go through life.

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 22:57

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My comments are appearing in grey. Help.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dsscats 01/13/2014 at 22:58

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On the FP?

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 23:00

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Check my contribution on the bottom. http://jalopnik.com/beautiful-car-…

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 23:00

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Yep.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dsscats 01/13/2014 at 23:06

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I can only help by recommendation, next morning shift, ask Hardibird for ungreyness

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 23:07

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I mean, I've been here for years, but with the new Kinja shit, everything has kinda gone wonky.

Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/13/2014 at 23:07

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Thanks for the help though.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Dsscats 01/13/2014 at 23:11

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No problem. Some people hate me, but I got to keep my street cred ya know?