"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
01/12/2014 at 14:24 • Filed to: Orloved, Dakar | 8 | 10 |
And the award for "Best Orlove" goes to... Etienne Smulevici.
Reposted for the sheer ridiculousness
Aaron James
> Dusty Ventures
01/11/2014 at 23:36 | 1 |
Dammit Grandpa, I said give it a LITTLE gas. Grandma is gonna be pissed when I tell her I let you drive by yourself after she told me not to.
RotaryLover
> Dusty Ventures
01/11/2014 at 23:42 | 3 |
Co pilot: - Turn left TURN LEFT YOU IMBECILE! Are you fuckin' kidding me!???
-Fuck...this is impossible. For real...I can't believe this.
-Stop the car!
-Open the door. It's gonna be alright we gonna take you out of here.
Driver : We gotta put it back on it's feet and it's gonna be alright.....thanks.
Co pilot: - Really...*holding a rope*
-It's been 4-5 times that you walk around the wreck...
Driver: ..........shit happens......theres no need to...
Co pilot:
on cellphone
It's been an hour already, we probably gonna be there for 2 hours more. If there's no trucks coming by, we probably gonna stay there all night.
Dusty Ventures
> RotaryLover
01/11/2014 at 23:47 | 0 |
Thanks for the translation! More restrained than I expected.
Brian Silvestro
> Dusty Ventures
01/11/2014 at 23:49 | 0 |
FP for sure. Best Orlove impression yet.
RotaryLover
> Dusty Ventures
01/11/2014 at 23:53 | 0 |
Yeah especially the driver, really laid back.
Dusty Ventures
> RotaryLover
01/12/2014 at 00:00 | 1 |
I think the driver's trying to downplay just how bad he messed up. Comically bad, sir. Comically bad.
leicester
> Dusty Ventures
01/12/2014 at 00:46 | 1 |
I saw that on the "best of" clips. Couldn't quite understand how that bonehead moment happened. Target fixation? Don't go into the ditch don't go into the ditch don't go into the ditch. I'm in the ditch.
They aren't so pissed as resigned....
Dusty Ventures
> leicester
01/12/2014 at 00:51 | 1 |
I dunno, if I were the co-driver I would definitely be singing the "you dumbass" chorus.
leicester
> Dusty Ventures
01/12/2014 at 01:25 | 1 |
I think his baleful glance speaks volumes.
Blondude
> Dusty Ventures
01/12/2014 at 14:37 | 1 |
WHY DID YOU TURN?!?