Velocity's 5 word movie reviews

"Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur" (velocity860) 01/11/2014 at 22:32 • Filed to: 5 word movie reviews

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Dumb plot, awesome action, scenery.

Also, all the bad guys were South African. I...don't know why but they were certainly interesting.

(not part of the review don't say "oh that wasn't 5 words", ya tools)

JustWaitingForAMate > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/11/2014 at 22:37

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Good movie. But I couldn't take Sharlto Copley serious any time he opened his mouth. I just find his accent fucking hilarious.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > JustWaitingForAMate 01/11/2014 at 22:38

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It is hilarious lol. I don't think he was supposed to be taken seriously, though.

JustWaitingForAMate > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/11/2014 at 22:38

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He played the deranged bad guy quite well, I'll give him that.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > JustWaitingForAMate 01/11/2014 at 22:41

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Spider, who was supposed to be a "good guy" literally had the same goals as the bad guy. Take over Elysium. Now at the end he did good things sure but still, the premise.

Brian Silvestro > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/11/2014 at 23:01

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I love the concept of this movie. A space colony? Fuck yeah! But I feel like it could've been better. GTR and Bugatti appearances were appreciated.

TurboSloth > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/11/2014 at 23:14

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Here's the TurboSloth 5 word movie review for Pacific Rim:

Big ass mother fucking robots. 10/10

Simplify, then add beer > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 00:14

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Gravity: Cool science, bit too slow.

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > TurboSloth 01/12/2014 at 08:16

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Agree 100%

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Brian Silvestro 01/12/2014 at 08:19

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I woke up in a new Bugatti.

The Compromiser > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 01/12/2014 at 10:34

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I think mother fucker can be accepted as one word in this day and age don't you? If I'm using\writing it I assume its one word. " motherfucker" . I use it when referring to my male sire as well because it means the same thing. I am also a motherfucker. How the guy in the other car knew that as I didn't have the kids with me, I will never know.