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http://appleton.craigslist.org/cto/4275806074…
Thank you.
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"Avoid."
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"Bro talk"
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"Run!"
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"Give me money for my mistakes"
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Ding ding ding, we have a winner!
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"New-ish slightly used donk, only been in one meth bust. Yolo"
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I've lived in Detroit a few years, so I'll give it a try ….
Chevy box = Caprice
6's = 26 inch rims
gutted to death = lol I have no idea
3 T's = 3 Televisions
slapping hard = Lots of bass with subs
but Holla at me we can cut a deal so don't low ball me I'm not broke just want something different = OBO
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I have a 1988 Chevrolet Panel Van. Don't drive this in the winter! Six inch hubcaps and fresh Earl Scheib paint. Nothing inside but front seats, great for hauling carpet/candy/children. It has a steering wheel, or a reasonable facsimile thereof. Box of toddler clothes in the back. Hole in the roof, was patched by PO but no guarantees. New front end. It could use shocks in the future. I am asking $8500 but am willing to entertain reasonable offers; just looking for something less conspicuous. Text me at 9203789004
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"I have a 1988 chevy box boi start your summer off right on 6's candy paint gutted to death billet wheel 3 T's custom three stage moon roof grill and slapping hard as hell I am asking $8500 but Holla at me we can cut a deal so don't low ball me I'm not broke just want something different shoot me a text @9203789004"
Translation, Ghetto to English:
To whom it may concern,
Here for sale is my 1988 Chevrolet Caprice. Friend, this vehicle would compliment fun summer activities nicely. This car has been customized with the following:
Six spoke wheels
Steering wheel
Moon roof
Grill
Audio system
The asking price currently stands at $8,500 USD, however you are encouraged to contact me, as I am open to negotiations. My cellular telephone number is (920) 378-9004.
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Wat.
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"Hello sir or madam, I have in my possession a tastefully modded Chevy Caprice from the year of the dragon (1988 for those of you who don't recollect all of the zodiac symbols). Unfortunately I have grown bored of this beautiful Chevy Caprice, which has been recently repainted cherry red and upgraded with larger performance wheels and tires. I have a firm but negotiable price at $8,500. Please feel free to contact me at 920-378-9004."
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I have a 1988 chevy box boi start your summer off right on 6's candy paint gutted to death billet wheel 3 T's custom three stage moon roof grill and slapping hard as hell I am asking $8500 but Holla at me we can cut a deal so don't low ball me I'm not broke just want something different shoot me a text @9203789004
"Hello prospective buyer. I have a 1988 Chevrolet Caprice that I have decided to part ways with. Perfect summer cruiser with 26" rims! Candy Apple red paint is in excellent condition. Added lightness and chrome wheels. A local professional installed a custom, three stage moon roof! Also has a custom grille and a hydraulic system to adjust the ride height. I have listed this vehicle for sale for $8500, but I would entertain your best reasonable offer. Please contact me at the following phone number. Thank you for taking the time to read my advertisement."
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Thanks.
I read it as "My grandmother passed on about a year ago and left me her car and about $20,000. I have squandered my inheritance on this rolling circus wagon and now I need some money to pay my cellular telephone bill."
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Thank you so much. Google translate was not much help.
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You need to make this a thing!
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Oh, the origin language was "ghetto". That splains it.
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Gizoogle wasn't much help either...
"I gots a 1988 chevy box boi start yo' summer off right on 6z candy paint gutted ta dirtnap billet wheel 3 Tz custom three stage moon roof grill n' slappin hard as a muthafucka I be askin $8500 but Holla all up in mah grill we can cut a thugged-out deal so don't low bizzle me I aint broke just want suttin' different blast me a text @9203789004"
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Lols more like drug money …. the hood is a funny place.
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Best WAT on the planet.
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Translation courtesy of donk snob "You wouldn't kill the game but you'd have a lot of boys hurtin with that candy ass paint, outrageous offsets and 26 inch rims" You winnin.