10 REASONS WHY HELLAFLUSH IS COOL

"JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7" (jayzayeighty) 01/04/2014 at 18:38 • Filed to: STANCENATION BRO

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1. Yo cah so low it scrape on shit
2. Yo cah so low it bang on shit
3. Yo cah so low dat you cut yo springers
4. Yo cah so low BECAUSE RACECAR (like, camber and stuff)
5. Yo cah so low EAT SLEEP RACE
6. Yo cah so low you go to meets where people where plaid beanies and hipster glasses and listen to dubstep and call you "bruh"
7. Yo cah so low dat yo tires rub on the inside of the metal things
8. Yo cah so low dat it only lasts a year until it is no longer functional
9. Number 8, because like form over function bro
10. Haters gon hate because my car is spesh (New stance term for special. Get hip.)

*Flamesuit on, prepares to read Oppo handbook*

11 (bonus). Mommy and daddy only will buy me a new car that I can't slam

Rattleface Blouses > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:41

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Why are you upset at a certain group of car enthusiasts?

Also, cut springs can be a viable way to lower a car, if you do your maths right.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Rattleface Blouses 01/04/2014 at 18:50

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It's kind of how we make fun of bro trucks. I also just wanted to see where people would stand. I always thought that heated and compressed was the cheapest viable way, but I suppose it actually would be possible to cut springs properly...

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:52

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Stance may be stupid, BUT... you can't say that it looks cool as shit sometimes.. I get where you're coming from mate.. I really do.. But I will defend a car that's lowered because of looks with all of my life..

to low? sure... looks awesome? Can't deny that mate..

WAY TO LOW? Yup... still looks great... show car mate :)

Brian Silvestro > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:52

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That car looks properly undriveable.

whoarder is tellurium > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:55

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Unibody... slowly... eroding away ...

A moment of silence for that poor Miata.

RotaryLover > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:55

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Reminds me of a friend saying, "Bro, your car is too high mayne. I can fit more than 2 fingers between the tire and the fender. See my car? Look, I can barely fit 2 fingers there. It's like a tight pussy! You like sloppy pussies bro?". That was the day where I said, fuck off to lowering my car. Besides, I live in Québec. The land of potholes!

Atomic Buffalo > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:55

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I think the real list is a bit shorter:

1. They like the way it looks.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/04/2014 at 18:56

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Agreed. But then... there's always going to be a Miata, NSX, M3, or RX-7 that gets slammed to the ground which sucks big time. They are kinda the reverse of bro trucks, but appeal to a different taste.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:58

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Sure, but the differene between a Mk2 GTi 16v and a Miata ain't that big. My main problem is with people who SLAM 400HP STIs.. But I get the feeling that we're on the same page ;)

 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 18:59

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Dusty Ventures > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/04/2014 at 19:03

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"you can't say that it looks cool as shit sometimes"

You're right. I can't say that it looks cool as shit sometimes ;)

/Grammartroll'd

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/04/2014 at 19:04

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Yeah, I think so too. A 16V GTI would just be so damned fun, and the same goes for the miata. But when you dump 10 grand into the engine and can't use it because your car will explode if it hits a bump, you're doing it very, very wrong.

Dusty Ventures > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/04/2014 at 19:06

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Being serious though, while I realize tastes differ and all that I gotta say those VWs do nothing for me :(

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dusty Ventures 01/04/2014 at 19:06

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should've been a "does not" there :P Me drunk, English as third language :P Sorry :)

Also, Look... not looks.. I guess :)

Thanks for not making fun though.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 19:09

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I agree. Not that I had 10 grand into my engine when I had a 16V.. But my 16v had 190PS (not sure what that would translate to in US... perhaps 183HP?) And it was LOW... but not slammed.. lowered 120/100mm Front/back... Let's just say that it was a fun car ;)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Dusty Ventures 01/04/2014 at 19:11

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That's cool though :) There's no reason we shold all love the same thing is there? That's what makes oppo great, the diversity.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/04/2014 at 19:13

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I actually don't mind pretty low older VWs. The ones you posted are actually kinda neat IMO. However, the new mentality and car culture surrounding the new fad is very different seeing as lowered cars are a major part of the VW community. Your 16V sounds like an awesome car; that kind of power in a little hatch must have been a blast!

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 19:18

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That kind of camber always makes a car look fatigued to me, like it's just given up.

Atomic Buffalo > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/04/2014 at 19:19

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Look at it this way. It's not like they're putting a lot of high-acceleration miles on them, and they're less likely to get wrapped around a tree. They're preserving awesome cars. Once they grow out of Stance and dump their slammed stallions for the crossovers their pregnant wives demand they drive, you'll be able to pick up a really fast car for cheap — just replace the suspension (and be honest, you didn't want a bone stock suspension anyway).

Atomic Buffalo > RotaryLover 01/04/2014 at 19:22

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So you're saying Stance guys have small penises?

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 19:26

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Let's just say that a car that was less than 1000KG with that kinda power was INSANE for a bloke in his early twenties ;)

And I agree... All the "kids" now all talk about how low you can go.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Atomic Buffalo 01/04/2014 at 19:26

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Good point mate, good point :)

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 19:33

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And we have this :) Dajiban

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 01/04/2014 at 19:36

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This really needs to catch on!

Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > whoarder is tellurium 01/04/2014 at 19:40

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It is better that this car is owned by somebody who cares for it, and appreciates the car and its looks than for it to be driven by someone that only takes it to the local mall and back and sees it as cheap transport.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder 01/04/2014 at 19:45

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It does.. CandyVanRacingSeries (CVRS) must happen naow.

offroadkarter > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 19:48

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hellaflush assholes are the new posers of the car world

there I said it

RotaryLover > Atomic Buffalo 01/04/2014 at 20:02

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You said it, I didn't! Walks away, redirects the flame to him

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 01/04/2014 at 20:28

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10 REASONS WHY HELLAFLUSH IS COOL

And they are all what, Dr. Cox?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles >  01/04/2014 at 23:24

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that is w/o a doubt the ugliest Miata I've ever seem. im just gonna tell myself its a photo shop.

04sneaky - Boxers. Blowers. Bikes. And bitches. > Atomic Buffalo 01/05/2014 at 01:40

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1. They like the attention they get from all the other stance kids.

*Fixed*

ReallyColorful >  01/05/2014 at 07:17

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Bahahahahaha!

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius >  01/05/2014 at 12:55

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Wow. That is a spesh type of ugly. Or should I say spesh type of ugg. I'm so not hip.

Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius > Brian Silvestro 01/05/2014 at 12:56

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but remember form>function

It's the first tenant of stance. This is the new body kit or fart can. That's all.

PS9 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/07/2014 at 19:56

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That Miata needs to avoid McDs for awhile...

PS9 > RotaryLover 01/07/2014 at 20:00

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That was the day where I said, fuck off you fucking idiot. What the fucking fuck does female genitalia have to do with how low your car is? How the gleck do you make that connection? See, this is so goddamned stupid that I have to invent new fucking curses to express my frustration. Holy flaming squirrel balls, how the everloving hell did I get mixed up with an idiot like you? No more. That shit's over, bro. Done.

That's how the story actually ends, right?

RotaryLover > PS9 01/07/2014 at 20:34

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Sounds about right, except that what you said all happened in my head. He's slowly becoming a real BMW douche sadly. Not surprising...I'm still waiting for him to grow up.