It's Friday, Which Means That It's Time For a Caption Contest!!!

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 01/03/2014 at 08:41 • Filed to: game

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You know the rules*, so get to it!

(*there are many, many rules in life, so why would you want to deal with more? There are no rules today.)

GhostZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 08:45

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"Does it come with a vibrate button?"

...Yeah, probably going to hell for that one. Don't tell Jezebel.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 01/03/2014 at 08:47

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I thought that they were into vibrators over there, they're clearly not into guys...

/HIOH!

William Byrd > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 08:50

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Woman: "We can sell stick-on versions of these vents at Autozone"

The Transporter > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 08:50

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And here, mam, is the complimentary wooden stick to lodge in your posterior that comes with every purchase of a new BMW.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 08:53

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Woman: "How the hell am I going to clean those?!"
Man: "With this, and the next episode of Drive Clean."

505Turbeaux > GhostZ 01/03/2014 at 08:54

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for some reason, this reminds me of an old Zappa lyric..."It looks just like a Telefunken U47, you'll love it"

No relevance to the pic, but now Crew Slut is stuck in my brain

Menebrio > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 11:08

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Classy Wife: "Nice car, this bonnet is longer than your..."

Scientific Husband: "Here Honey, designed for your pleasure"

pdthedeuce > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 13:37

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Jeeves ... time to clean my undercarriage !

yes , maam .

cazzyodo > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 13:58

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A free...BUTTSCRATCHAHHHH...with every BMW purchase.

MrBowles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 13:59

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It's got an engine, I get it, now tell me I'm pretty

MrBowles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 13:59

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It's got an engine, I get it, now tell me I'm pretty

Koshapig > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 14:02

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"Fully equipped with a hat for every ass and no turn signals"

Anima > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 14:02

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"No Charles, that you keep drawing 507's on walls will not mean that in thousands of years archaeologists will think we replaced buffalo's with BMW's!"

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 14:04

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"Brilliant driving dynamics for his pleasure, and an extra long broom for hers."

EL_ULY > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 14:07

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" i'm fina beatcho ass wif this stick!"

GRawesome > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 01/03/2014 at 16:22

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"Clara you've dropped your mop again, now please get back in the kitchen this is no place for a lady"

Too sexist?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > GhostZ 01/03/2014 at 17:36

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win

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choose prize

NSFW or Shooped Car