"crown victor victoria" (cvv)
01/13/2014 at 09:10 • Filed to: winter driving tips
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"crown victor victoria" (cvv)
01/13/2014 at 09:10 • Filed to: winter driving tips | 3
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It is often said that one should turn into the skid if your car begins to slide on ice or snow. This of course is true, and to remember the "turn into the skid" tip, I like to think of this phrase:
"Turn into a wolfman"
Because, when did the term "wolfman" go out of style? Are wolfmen not cool with being called wolfmen? Well they shouldn't be, because that's what they are! Wolf-men! Maybe it was a 70s thing, like, "hey, wolfman, what's the word from the herd?" because I think of a dude in corduroy bellbottoms with a crazy silk paisley shirt and a wolf face when I hear someone say "wolfman" and that might be one of the best mental images ever. But it's all werewolf this and lycan that now, probably thanks to that dumb Twilight lady and all 30 of those Underworld movies. Jesus, they made a lot of those but I don't know a single person that's even seen one of them. Anyway, you can't have a wolfman without a full moon, right? And the moon is round, which is the same shape as a spinout, So there you go. You'll never forget it now.
CalzoneGolem
> crown victor victoria
01/13/2014 at 09:12 |
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