WINTER DRIVING TIP #73

"crown victor victoria" (cvv) 01/03/2014 at 16:20 • Filed to: winter driving tips

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The grime and dirt that accumulates on your car in winter driving conditions, known as wert, has two little-known benefits:

1) It has been proven to interfere with police radar and lasers, so drive any speed you wish.

2) It is a good source of riboflavin, but it tastes like smoked taint.

HammerheadFistpunch > crown victor victoria 01/03/2014 at 16:22

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Its also known in Utah and other salt states as Xenomorph blood.

Roberto G. > crown victor victoria 01/03/2014 at 16:26

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Pardon?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > crown victor victoria 01/03/2014 at 16:33

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smoked taint?

desertdog5051 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2014 at 16:54

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It's the area between the anus and vagina on women. It taint either.

Dusty Ventures > crown victor victoria 01/03/2014 at 17:29

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I hesitate to ask how you know what smoked taint tastes like...

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > desertdog5051 01/03/2014 at 20:21

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Je sais bien c'est quoi une foutue de périnée! Con!

desertdog5051 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 01/03/2014 at 20:24

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Que?

crown victor victoria > Dusty Ventures 01/03/2014 at 21:34

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I come from a long line of Scandinavians. They will pickle/smoke/boil anything. Even taints.

Dusty Ventures > crown victor victoria 01/03/2014 at 21:46

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So when I go to race Rally Finland I should being my own food. Got it.

crown victor victoria > Dusty Ventures 01/04/2014 at 00:58

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Pastries and beer should get you through, but definitely skip any and all meats.