I must be getting old.

Kinja'd!!! "TheOnelectronic" (theoneelectronic)
09/28/2013 at 12:38 • Filed to: rant

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I've mentioned that E60 M5 with the ridiculous exhaust that resides in my building.

I fucking hate that car. Fuck it. Fuck it IN PARTICULAR.

Maybe it sounds nice when it's being driven balls-out. Maybe. Unfortunately, all I ever hear is it being driven like a grandma in first and second gear up to 30mph, in which conditions it sounds exactly like a Honda ricer. Just, you know, 3 times as loud. It also has a really loud Idle. And the structure of our garage exit works like a concert hall to focus all of that noise directly to my room.

I can hear this car coming, like an obese mosquito, from 3 blocks away. It's loud enough to wake me up when I'm sleeping. The owner seems to just spend his time driving around, as from what I can tell, it leaves about five times a day and never gets very far.

And it doesn't even sound good.

(In case it is not clear, I have not slept in an amount of time that is sufficiently long that I cannot recall)


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! Evan, Pope Of Jalopnik by Self-Appointment > TheOnelectronic
09/28/2013 at 14:37

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My friend (and old roommate) has a C63 with pretty open exhaust, and when he started that thing up in the morning, even from the 5th floor with all windows closed it would wake me up. I loved it. I do get what you're saying about the M5, as below 2500 RPM they don't sound too good with loud exhaust. But...what can you do. It's an acquired taste to be sure.


Kinja'd!!! Collin > TheOnelectronic
09/29/2013 at 11:54

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I hear ya. I used to have a motorcycle with cut straight pipes. Now I feel badly for every single person that lived in that apartment complex.