So I went on the internet and found this...

"Sir Halffast" (Sir_Halffast) 09/24/2013 at 15:34 • Filed to: None

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Victorious Secret, you are never far from my heart.

PowderHound > Sir Halffast 09/24/2013 at 15:35

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That… is beautiful.

getchapopcorn > Sir Halffast 09/24/2013 at 15:37

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Hermann > Sir Halffast 09/24/2013 at 15:39

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So I see you found my real name and a picture of where I live. But my secret lab is still to be found.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Sir Halffast 09/24/2013 at 15:42

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getchapopcorn > Hermann 09/24/2013 at 15:47

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It's under the tree, isn't it? It's always under the tree...

getchapopcorn > Hermann 09/24/2013 at 15:47

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I'll get you next time, Cockjuggling Thundercunt!

Hermann > getchapopcorn 09/24/2013 at 15:52

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You think I'd be that stupid?! It's not under the tree... no. It's... somewhere else. Yeah, not by the tree, no. It's far away and you may find it if you don't go near the tree.

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > Sir Halffast 09/24/2013 at 15:59

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delete-me-please123 > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 09/24/2013 at 16:08

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Thank you for this.
Signed, My Nightmares.

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > delete-me-please123 09/24/2013 at 16:14

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This will prove to be part of an absolute treasure trove once the 2016 election cycle starts. Also Wickerman References.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Sir Halffast 09/24/2013 at 16:19

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I remember one where the picture was all soothing and nice and it said:
"Imagine being set on fire"

GreenN_Gold > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 09/24/2013 at 16:26

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PS9 > Sir Halffast 09/24/2013 at 16:26

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Thundercunts are loose! *Jingle*

Sword of Hymens, Give me cocks beyond cocks!

delete-me-please123 > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 09/24/2013 at 16:28

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Yeah, I saw my first hillary 16 sticker over the weekend. Scary.

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > GreenN_Gold 09/24/2013 at 16:30

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Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > delete-me-please123 09/24/2013 at 16:33

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The never ending cycle of politics is horseshit. Cagerabbit agrees.

delete-me-please123 > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 09/24/2013 at 17:47

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Why!!? Why you bastard!? Why do you hate my dreams!!??

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > delete-me-please123 09/24/2013 at 17:52

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Yeah, that one really crossed the line.

For that I apologize! Have some cuddly eye bleach with this kitten, who I have named Tickleaus Cage.

Whatever you do, don't go here: http://www.funnyordie.com/slideshows/625…

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > GreenN_Gold 09/24/2013 at 18:36

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Is that Cage Justin Bieber, Green N Gold?

GreenN_Gold > Shamoononon drives like a farmer 09/24/2013 at 19:50

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Cage / Miley.

You're lucky to have avoided that music video so far.

Silvermannn > Sir Halffast 09/26/2013 at 13:24

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I love this more than anyone should.

Victorious Secret > Sir Halffast 09/27/2013 at 10:36

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HAHAHAHAH.

Just...hahahahahaha.

Brilliance.