Fellow Albertans, brace yourselves.

Kinja'd!!! "Joe_Limon" (Joe_Limon)
09/20/2013 at 12:06 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Joe_Limon
09/20/2013 at 12:11

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Why don't you use your petrol-dollars to buy mega yachts and just float on the flooding?


Kinja'd!!! BJ > Joe_Limon
09/20/2013 at 12:13

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Good luck, suckers! HA HA HA!

(I'm a former Albertan and my family is all out that way, so I'm allowed to make fun.)


Kinja'd!!! BJ > For Sweden
09/20/2013 at 12:17

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There won't be flooding. Look at the trend - each mega disaster is getting warmer (snow -> water -> ???). I'm guessing that a previously unknown volcano will erupt and we'll be seeing pictures of wild lava flows through downtown Calgary.

(Nothing personal against Calgary; they're just closer to the mountains than Edmonton, and therefore more likely to suffer from this hypothetical disaster scenario.)

Have a nice weekend, Calgarians!


Kinja'd!!! My92SSEisn'taTardis > Joe_Limon
09/20/2013 at 19:20

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Eh, I figure its a 50-50 toss up between a rampaging horde of beavers and grizzlies or an ice tornado that targets a trailer park just outside Red Deer, for the start of Fall.

either way I need to stock up on some beer....