Who is the hottest Jalopnik writer? Hardigree, Torchinsky, Okulski or Wert?

"404 Name Not Found" (404namenotfound) 09/19/2013 at 13:17 • Filed to: None

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I just really want to get promoted to front page.

pdthedeuce > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:18

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shameless brown-nosing...I like it .

ddavidn > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:19

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Hardigree.

404 Name Not Found > pdthedeuce 09/19/2013 at 13:19

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The only way to do it.

Tom McParland > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:19

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Orlove...I mean he is always asking for condoms...so that must mean he is pretty hot right?

Party-vi > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:19

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Ray - men want to be him, cars want to be with him.

J. Walter Weatherman > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:19

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Is it even a contest?

404 Name Not Found > Tom McParland 09/19/2013 at 13:20

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I should have added him. I mean he has "love" in his last name.

GhostZ > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:20

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Torch for all-around creativity.

Okulski for engagement and retention.

Hardigree for coverage, events, and breaking news.

Wert for dragons.

There are also a lot writers not on this list. I've become rather partial to Ballaban, mostly because it seems like he works his ass off on the weekend posts so he can ascend to higher and higher podiums of professional-writer-dom.

For Sweden > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:20

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Orlove, easily.

Hermann > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:23

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Victorious Secret > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:23

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I've done some shit with Wert.

Wert is the man.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:24

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Because what other reason would manufacturers use huge tailpipes?

dinobot666 > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:24

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Ladies and gentlemen, Nataly Dawn of Pomplamoose.

McMike > J. Walter Weatherman 09/19/2013 at 13:24

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I saw your post just as I was getting ready to cast my vote. I had totally forgotten about tha - I'm glad you posted it.

I vote Wert.

404 Name Not Found > Victorious Secret 09/19/2013 at 13:24

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You're gonna have to expand on that bud.

404 Name Not Found > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:25

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sooo sexy.

dinobot666 > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:25

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Drives a Jeep Liberty. LOL.

Wait. I used to drive a Jeep Liberty as well. :(

Victorious Secret > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:27

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Statute of limitations.

delete-me-please123 > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:27

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Which one has the biggest tits?

404 Name Not Found > Victorious Secret 09/19/2013 at 13:27

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Lord have mercy.

J. Walter Weatherman > J. Walter Weatherman 09/19/2013 at 13:28

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On second thought...

Victorious Secret > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:28

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Moment of silence for the Wert'd cars.

404 Name Not Found > Victorious Secret 09/19/2013 at 13:30

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You win the top commenter award.

Takuro Spirit > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:34

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Team Hardibro.

We have the same birth date, donchaknow.

$kaycog > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 13:39

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I'll have to go with Travis, since he's the only one I've seen with his shirt off.

DailyTurismo > Party-vi 09/19/2013 at 14:29

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Raymen to that brother...raymen

UncleBen > 404 Name Not Found 09/19/2013 at 15:26

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Wes Siler.

He was the only one I've spoken to (I've met Spinelli) and that butt was amazing.

I know he doesn't write here anymore, but still.