Why I was late to work this morning

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 09/18/2013 at 11:30 • Filed to: patina

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Moss is the ultimate Patina status symbol. I love the frame it looks like the took some I-Beams, welded them together and bolted an engine to it.

Not sure what powers this beast.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 09/18/2013 at 11:34

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Go ahead and just buy it, you dummy.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 09/18/2013 at 11:43

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Seriously buy it, now. You'll regret it if you don't.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/18/2013 at 11:54

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I like being happily married.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/18/2013 at 11:55

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I bet I would regret it if I did buy it.

Mattbob > CalzoneGolem 09/18/2013 at 11:56

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I am fairly certain that it is powered by rock and roll.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 09/18/2013 at 11:59

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...trick your wife into buying it.

Or buy it for the kids. It's For The Children, Man.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > CalzoneGolem 09/18/2013 at 12:05

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Nah man, don't think like that. It just needs some TLC and it will be perfect.

getchapopcorn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 09/18/2013 at 12:27

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Please, please, PLEASE.

CalzoneGolem > Mattbob 09/18/2013 at 12:29

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It does look like it has ridden a few storms out.

Audio Tachometer > CalzoneGolem 09/18/2013 at 12:31

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If you buy this, you won't be waiting for the fallout for long.

CalzoneGolem > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/18/2013 at 12:31

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I would happily do the minimal I had to and drive it to work everyday. My wife would not be amenable to this arrangement.

CalzoneGolem > Audio Tachometer 09/18/2013 at 12:32

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My wife would tell me that I should find my own way home.