"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
09/16/2013 at 21:41 • Filed to: seagulllopnik
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"thebigbossyboss" (thebigbossyboss)
09/16/2013 at 21:41 • Filed to: seagulllopnik | 2
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Today I did something I thought I would never do, which is drive with a seagull in the dayum car.
The gull had a broken leg and wing, my girlfriend saved him from drowning in a nearby water body, and insisted we take him to a bird rescue centre, so we put him in a container, and taped the top shut and drove him there.
If it had been me, and it just being a seagull, I probably woulda left him to his fate.
PowderHound
> thebigbossyboss
09/16/2013 at 21:44 |
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So many questions! But really only two.
Seagulls can drown? They don't just float?
Did you poke holes in the top of the container?
I pictured something much different from the headline. Something along the lines of driving along, random seagull flies in, Chaos ensues.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> thebigbossyboss
09/16/2013 at 21:45 |
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Natural Selection. Were kind-hearted women intended to be involved in this process? Is it therefore ok, or is this something terribly wrong with our society? Haha.
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thebigbossyboss
> PowderHound
09/16/2013 at 21:47 |
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The top wasn't air tight. He was floating...sort of lopsidedly.
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PowderHound
> thebigbossyboss
09/16/2013 at 21:51 |
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That sounds kind of hilarious were the seagull not injured.
Your boy, BJR
> thebigbossyboss
09/16/2013 at 21:53 |
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HA! I did the same thing. But it was with my brother, and the gull wasn't in a container. just chillin' in my bro's lap.
dogisbadob
> thebigbossyboss
09/16/2013 at 21:59 |
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were there a flock of seagulls? :p
Leadbull
> PowderHound
09/16/2013 at 22:02 |
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Random aside:
This one time, I was driving home at 2:00am. I should've just slept in that McDonald's booth because bad things always happen after midnight. Anyway, I had parked by a streetlight (A FATAL MISTAKE), so naturally my car was engulfed in a swarm of insects. I entered the vehicle quickly, but apparently not quick enough. Not even a minute after I left the parking lot, three giant moths attacked my face, probably because of racism. For the record, I am white. Those evil butterflies were crawling up in my sinuses and stuff, so I was like, "Enough of this. ASK AND YE SHALL RECIEVE." I tried to flush them out the window. It was 2:00am. I was tired. I looked back at the road. I was not going straight. Thankfully, my ninja reflexes overcame my distracted driving and I saved it like a baws. I am still alive.
*Story may or may not be embellished*
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PowderHound
> Leadbull
09/16/2013 at 22:17 |
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God damned racist moths. Always ruining peoples nights.
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Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> dogisbadob
09/16/2013 at 22:27 |
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Waka Flocka Seagulls.
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Leadbull
> PowderHound
09/16/2013 at 22:35 |
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End the prejudice!