Your Jalop-Worthy GTA V Vehicles Are Here

"Sam Payne" (sampayne) 09/16/2013 at 13:52 • Filed to: GRAND THEFT AUTO V

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There is a Dodge Power Wagon in Grand Theft Auto V. Just thought I should get that one out of the way. With only a day to go before the game’s release, some early reviewers have identified many of the vehicles making an appearance.

Here’s just a sampling of the most Jalop-worthy vehicles:

Chevrolet El Camino ("Cheval Picador")

1960s GM wagon ("Dundreary Regina")

Holden Commodore-type vehicle ("Cheval Fugitive")

Land Rover Series III & Kaiser M715 morph ("Canis Bodhi")

Alfa Romeo 33 Stradale & Ferrari 250-series morph ("Grotti Stinger / Stinger GT")

Dodge WM300 Power Wagon ("Bravado Duneloader")

Bugatti Type 57 SC ("Truffade Z-Type")

Toyota Hilux-type vehicle

Baja Bug ("BF Injection")

Lamborghini Miura ("Pegassi Monroe")

Aston Martin DB5 ("Dewbauchee JB 700")

Visit !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! for a more thorough listing of the currently-identified vehicles.

There's still no Miata, though :(

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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 13:54

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Power Wagon is the best thing Dodge has ever built imo.

ghost650 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:03

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No Perennial? I am disapoint.

Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:03

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I get that it's we all like miatas, but I'd rather have any of the cars you listed over a miata.

Viperfan1 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:08

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Edit: never mind, I'm on my phone and didn't see the whole list of Jalop friendly cars. I'm also about to explode if Amazon doesn't deliver my copy tomorrow.

ATX211 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:13

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I am going to be so useless for the rest of this week. I can already tell. I guess I have known it for months now.

yurikaze > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:15

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Let's not forget the Futo (AE86) makes a reappearance.

Jayhawk Jake > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:16

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It's sorta sad there's no miata for this one, it's going to be a fun map to just cruise around.

NonChalanto > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:18

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Still more favorable of the true jalop worthy taurus sable wagon (Solair) in San Andreas (early 90s) and GTA4 (late 90s early 2ks) build

ghost650 > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 09/16/2013 at 14:18

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The Country Squire would definitely be lower on my list than a Miata...

MBG141 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:19

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Don't forget about the Vapid: Sandking (Mix between a Ford F-350 and a F-150 Raptor)

duurtlang > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:21

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Renaming BMW as 'Ubermacht' and Audi as 'Obey' made me laugh out loud. The Obey Tailgater really is the best name ever for an Audi.

Battery Tender Unnecessary > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:22

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There was a Mercedes (Benefactor) SL65 Black Series in clip I just saw.

Pcleez > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:27

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God I hope there's a car stealing side story like at the car dealership in vice city. Finding all the cars is awesome.

Seitz > yurikaze 09/16/2013 at 14:28

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Isn't that more of an AE96 or AE98? It was FWD as I remember in GTA4

MILK > Pcleez 09/16/2013 at 14:32

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The race car prizes were rewarding too.

Parkwood60 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:35

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Is that supposed to be the Country Squire in the last picture? Because it sure looks like a 65-70 Impala/Caprice to me. And what about that Jeep Gladiator pick up in the top picture?

carcrasher88 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:38

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That site's not very up to date.

The GTA V page on IGCD.net is much more detailed, with more vehicles and complete in-game names.

http://www.igcd.net/game.php?id=16…

Sam Payne > Parkwood60 09/16/2013 at 14:39

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It had been identified as a Caprice On-line, but I thought the side looked a lot more like a Country Squire. As with most GTA vehicles, it's usually a mash of similar cars. I'm no expert on 1960s wagons though, so I defer to your judgment here. The other truck in the top picture is supposed to be the Land Rover Series III & Kaiser M715 morph, the "Bodhi."

Sam Payne > Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito 09/16/2013 at 14:41

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That's the great thing about GTA: you can have ALL OF THE CARS!!!

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Seitz 09/16/2013 at 14:41

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Wrong. That's the notchback AE86.

StalePhish > Viperfan1 09/16/2013 at 14:48

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Good luck. My Amazon pre-order isn't supposed to get here for another week. Luckily I've got a GameStop pre-order too that I'm picking up in the morning

Sam Payne > carcrasher88 09/16/2013 at 14:48

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I'd totally forgot about IGCD. There's even a Miura on their list! The list I linked to did have airplanes, which IGCD does not have. Together, I'm sure we have a more comprehensive list.

Sam Payne > carcrasher88 09/16/2013 at 14:50

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Bravado Duneloader: Best name for a fake Power Wagon ever.

AtmoBenzin > Seitz 09/16/2013 at 14:50

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Kind Sir, Your memory does not serve You well. It was RWD in GTA4.

Seitz > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 09/16/2013 at 14:50

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The AE86 was RWD.........

juggaho > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:52

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Sabre GT FTW

ATX211 > carcrasher88 09/16/2013 at 14:56

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Alright, I don't even really have to play the missions anymore. The cars, and their versions of them are so awesome now.

alan666 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 14:59

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what about the Truffade Adder ?

DanimalHouse > alan666 09/16/2013 at 15:03

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No 4WD burnout??

Viperfan1 > StalePhish 09/16/2013 at 15:04

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When did you preorder? On Amazon it says mine should be here by 8pm tomorrow. Hopefully by noon when regular mail arrives though..

Breakfast Burrito: The True Resident Burrito > ghost650 09/16/2013 at 15:06

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*Fixed it for you

DSG_Sport > NonChalanto 09/16/2013 at 15:07

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I like how IV's Solair looked like an Australian Falcon AU from the front. The Solair was even rear wheel drive in the game!

Seitz > AtmoBenzin 09/16/2013 at 15:07

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Ah, I'm thinking of the Blista Compact.

The Stig's graphic designer cousin > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 15:13

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Maybe I'm just too young, but I really don't understand the love for the Country Squire, or other such vehicles. It's a giant. It handles like shit. It's hideous (my opinion). Brakes slower than a fully loaded freight train. Slow, which is probably good, given how terrible it's brakes are. Yeah, it's got a 7L V8 (option), but it only makes 340hp. Lower engines have less. Roughly the same aerodynamic properties as a brick. Weighs so much that H2s make fat jokes about it.

Is it purely a nostalgia thing?

senn > Seitz 09/16/2013 at 15:14

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Blista compact was based on the Honda CRX if memory serves...

Seitz > senn 09/16/2013 at 15:18

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yes, for some reason I got them mixed.

n1zm0 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 15:20

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From igta5:

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Manufacturer: Karin Influences: Lexus IS front, Mitsubishi Lancer Evo VI rear Capacity: 4 Features:Notes:

Idk about you guys but to me the Sultan was always the definite inspiration from a BL 4th gen Subaru Legacy, especially in GTA 4 when you got the 2 door Sultan RS, they purposely put that signature flat 4 drone as the exhaust note.

I guess the front does look like an IS300, but i'm pretty sure the model of the car was AWD as well, iirc you couldnt do standstill burnouts on the Sultan or the Sultan RS

cuts_off_prius > NonChalanto 09/16/2013 at 15:21

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I never hooned any other car in IV as much as I did with the Solair :)

kenhitch > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 15:23

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WOO COUNTRY SQUIRE

redman042 > The Stig's graphic designer cousin 09/16/2013 at 15:30

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Even worse, it's no longer legal for the kids to play freely in the way-back. That's what made wagons awesome in the 70's and 80's, but the nanny state took that away from us!

redman042 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 15:31

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This game is going to suck me into a black hole. And my understanding about the online component is that you'll be able to stock your huge garage with all your cars, then invite your online friends over to check out your shit (and maybe go heist some more cars together). Are you kidding me?

Tater Spalding > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 15:32

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I don't care what they've added. I'm still grumpy the Rumpo is gone.

ptak appreciates old racecars > The Stig's graphic designer cousin 09/16/2013 at 15:43

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Character. Also tons of space and wood paneling.

The Stig's graphic designer cousin > redman042 09/16/2013 at 15:45

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And that positive aspect wouldn't even apply in a video game.

The Stig's graphic designer cousin > cuts_off_prius 09/16/2013 at 15:50

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For me, it was the car inspired by the 430 (don't remember the in game name).

I'd go to the 2 story dealer, shoot up the place on the bottom floor and outside to get a nice police rating, then Dukes of Hazard one of the models on the second floor and go on a nice little police chase. Once I finally lost them. I'd go back and do it all over again. Great fun.

Jayhawk Jake > NonChalanto 09/16/2013 at 15:51

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I have played a ton of GTA IV and I've never seen that car

MoparOrNoCar (Okay, maybe a Mazda?) > cuts_off_prius 09/16/2013 at 15:53

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Am I the only one who loves to hoon the Vincent in GTA 4?

Aldairion > Seitz 09/16/2013 at 15:55

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Could you possibly be thinking of the Uranus (Merkur/Mustang Fox-body mix) in GTA4? That was FWD even though both base cars were RWD.

bacavoit > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 15:58

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I saw a streaming yesterday on Twitch and if Im not wrong there is a Jeep Grand Cherokee

SuperStock413 > Viperfan1 09/16/2013 at 15:58

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My order also says it's supposed to be here tomorrow by 8pm, but it's still listed as "Not Yet Shipped". I ordered Dec 17, 2012 and paid extra for 1-day shipping, so it had better be here!

Ltd783 > redman042 09/16/2013 at 16:07

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Depends on what state you're in. Mine only requires a seat belt for front seat passengers to this day.

472CID > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 16:14

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Hopfully they still have the classic Lambo/NSX/Pagani-based Infernus and the super rare 912-based Comet.

DualNostrilsNed > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 16:24

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http://www.igcd.net/game.php?id=16…

I get that many of the vehicles in this game have been lightly customized, and that the renderings are perfect, but the car that's listed as a 1958 Chevy Bel Air just plain isn't.

Nevermind that the grill sports 1957 Caddy dagmars, that could be an add-on. Look at the roofline. It's the 55-57 two door hardtop roofline, not the 1958. Just saying.

Seitz > Aldairion 09/16/2013 at 16:38

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They may have been it too, I forgot about that one.

All I know is, I would always try to find one of those cars that looked RWD but was actually FWD.

redman042 > Ltd783 09/16/2013 at 16:40

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Perhaps, but I couldn't in good conscience let my kids ride back there without a seatbelt, and I would be considered the worst parent in the world if I did.

Aldairion > Seitz 09/16/2013 at 16:51

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I liked that there was a pickup called the Contender with "FWD" written on the back.

RaptorConner > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 17:01

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No Fortune? As an MN12 enthusiast that was my favorite car in San Andreas and GTA4...

DualNostrilsNed > Parkwood60 09/16/2013 at 17:01

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Based on the taillights, I'd say that's a Chevelle wagon, not the full size.

yurikaze > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 17:13

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Still 10 more hours to go. I think I'll hop in my Futo GT, and get some coffee at Tarbrush coffee in Los Santos.... in real life...

lingenfelter > 472CID 09/16/2013 at 17:19

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A great pair of cars, indeed. GTA really knocks it out of the park with their vehicles. I wanted to wait until christmas to pick up the game, but I don't think I'll be able to resist that long.

Another monster truck would be great, but it shouldn't handle like a laundry basket being pushed down a set of stairs this time.

Parkwood60 > DualNostrilsNed 09/16/2013 at 17:23

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You may be right, but it looks most like a 66-67 Chevelle wagon, which I don't think had wood sides.

The Biebster's got a P71 (Formerly not Justin Bieber) > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 17:44

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I'm gonna drive the fuck out of the new Regina.

StalePhish > Viperfan1 09/16/2013 at 18:38

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A week or two ago. It's a gift for a friend.

I pre-ordered my own copy about a year ago but recently cancelled and decided to go all out on the Collector's Edition at my local GameStop......... which doesn't open until 10am, so ARG!!!

Trax0r > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 18:56

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I hope the Faggio makes a return appearance. Nothing like playing multiplayer and doing drive-bys on a scooter, then powerbraking it until the back tire blew out. Classic.

PrettyFlyForAWiFi > 472CID 09/16/2013 at 19:03

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That yellow one looks like a Matra 530

PrettyFlyForAWiFi > 472CID 09/16/2013 at 19:03

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That yellow one looks like a Matra 530

Sam Payne > The Stig's graphic designer cousin 09/16/2013 at 19:13

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Yes, but it is a RWD V8 muscle car wagon. That ticks a lot of all our boxes.

yurikaze > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 19:14

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Just came across this shot while searching for reviews. Do I spy a Miura, Zonda, DB5, D-type, Bugatti Atlantic,along with some mystery car?

Sam Payne > 472CID 09/16/2013 at 19:15

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Yup and yup. But, the Comet is more of a modern 997. It was the same way with IV. Honestly, I only ever played this game for the cars.

Sam Payne > alan666 09/16/2013 at 19:16

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There's a lot of Jalops out there who don't like this vehicle very much. Having said that, the execution of the entire car is an engineering marvel.

Sam Payne > kenhitch 09/16/2013 at 19:19

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Two others have correctly pointed-out that it more closely resembles a Chevrolet. Either way, it's a woody wagon from the muscle car era. That's really all that matters!

kenhitch > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 19:26

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WOO KINGSWOOD

Sam Payne > yurikaze 09/16/2013 at 19:30

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Another site that's a little more complete, IGCD, does list the Miura.

bugattatra - parallel double-park that muthafucka sideways > yurikaze 09/16/2013 at 20:02

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Your car is amazing. I've drooled on it in person at C&C.

Haven't seriously played video games in about ten years, but I've set aside tomorrow for GTA V only.

rocketbosszach > yurikaze 09/16/2013 at 20:24

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I honestly didn't realize that the notchbacks looked so good. Nice one.

Maxaxle > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 20:32

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Anyone know what the real-world equivalent should be?

Nick Walker > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 20:36

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Grotti is Ferrari, those arent Alfas. They may have a few design aspects of the Tipo 33, but as Grottis they clearly represent the 250 California and the 250 GTO.

People need to realize what the game's companies represent, it isn't just about looks anymore.

Like the Grotti Carbonizzare (or whatever).... everyone is saying GTR and Aston Martin Zagato. 1. There is another car that is the GTR in the game 2. The front of the Carbonizzare clearly shows it is a 599/F12 (being a Grotti). If it were an Aston it would be under the Dewbauchee brand. Sure the rear is a spittin image of the Aston Zagato, but in the game the car is CLEARLY a Ferrari.

Hoon Goon > Jayhawk Jake 09/16/2013 at 20:43

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The Solair only appears in certain areas of Liberty City, and only at certain times of the day. I've seen them in the evenings near the park in Algonquin.

Hoon Goon > MoparOrNoCar (Okay, maybe a Mazda?) 09/16/2013 at 20:44

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I too love hooning the Vincent.

fugaze > Tater Spalding 09/16/2013 at 20:53

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http://www.igcd.net/vehicle.php?id…

Andrew Seifert > yurikaze 09/16/2013 at 20:54

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The car transport thing was one feature that was really missing from gta IV

adrjohnson > duurtlang 09/16/2013 at 21:02

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Hahahaha dude, I'm lying on my couch sick right now. That just made me laugh out loud too, except it hurt at the same time. That is the most appropriate fake name for any car ever.

MoparOrNoCar (Okay, maybe a Mazda?) > Hoon Goon 09/16/2013 at 21:03

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I actually have 2 permanently parked outside my house. One so I can drive a few blocks to start spawning them in, and another for backup. I can almost never seem to get them to spawn otherwise.

I prefer the version with the wing/spoiler (It gives you I think "10% more of the power" to the rear wheels. a 30/70 split instead of 60/40). I actually think they look good, and slide good too.

offroadkarter > Tater Spalding 09/16/2013 at 21:04

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It didn't even dawn on me that the rumpo was missing. Thats been gone since what, san andreas?

What about the Hoods rumpo XL? that thing was pretty quick for a van

abaiz.2009 > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 21:07

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I'm impatiently awaiting midnight!

Darigaaz > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 21:14

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I just want this car....

GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 21:17

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Color me excited for this

Tater Spalding > fugaze 09/16/2013 at 21:20

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That would be awesome if it made it's return in GTA V. Here's hoping!

Tater Spalding > offroadkarter 09/16/2013 at 21:21

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The Hoods Rumpo was a pretty badass van. I don't remember seeing it at all in San Andreas, so at least since then. I'm hoping they decide to bring it back for GTA V though. I guess we all get to find out tomorrow!

Darigaaz > Trax0r 09/16/2013 at 21:22

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http://www.igcd.net/vehicle.php?id…

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 21:27

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We should do a jalopnik "cars and coffee" with our cars in GTA when the online portion comes out.

AcesNines > alan666 09/16/2013 at 21:27

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Pretty sure that's a Lambo.

AcesNines > bacavoit 09/16/2013 at 21:27

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Fuck that, I want the XJ.

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 21:27

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We should do a jalopnik "cars and coffee" with our cars in GTA when the online portion comes out.

robdanram08 > GTRZILLAR32-Now saving for Godzilla and a condo 09/16/2013 at 21:37

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"its a jackal, a jackal, right its a jackal" family guy is funny

Darigaaz > The Stig's graphic designer cousin 09/16/2013 at 21:39

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Um...most of them weighed less than 4,000 lbs, they go up to just under 4,500 lbs in the 60s. The H2 weighs well over 6,000 lbs.

bacavoit > AcesNines 09/16/2013 at 21:51

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I was just pointing it out :(((

AcesNines > bacavoit 09/16/2013 at 22:01

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Nothing against you. Just against GTA. I'm just grumpy I won't get to play it until it comes out on PC (if ever.)

offroadkarter > Tater Spalding 09/16/2013 at 22:15

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hell yeah, the hood rumpo XL was quick and handled really well for what it was

DoubleClutchingAutomatic > Sam Payne 09/16/2013 at 22:19

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I love that the Regina's a common car in this one. They made it stupidly rare in TLAD.