Would you take this over no sex or internet for 3 years?

"404 Name Not Found" (404namenotfound) 09/03/2013 at 12:04 • Filed to: None

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Agrajag > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:06

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Probably, but I'd like to think it would be hard to avoid sex once you have this car.

Z_Stig > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:06

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No. I hate the murdered-out look on cars.

Even still, give up internet? OK, sure. And sex? Nope. LOL

Victorious Secret > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:07

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No internet?

Cruel.

TheBaron2112 > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:08

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So is this no sex AND no internet for 3 years in exchange for the Koeneigsseig?

Or is it I get to choose which I give up in exchange for the car?

Grindintosecond > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:09

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Yes. I would sell it for money, invest the money in rental properties, wait 3 years, then buy all the sex and internet.

Mattbob > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:09

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nope

404 Name Not Found > Victorious Secret 09/03/2013 at 12:09

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What's your answer VS?

Party-vi > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:10

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Blow jobs don't count! I'm in!

404 Name Not Found > TheBaron2112 09/03/2013 at 12:10

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I guess you can choose which car.

404 Name Not Found > Z_Stig 09/03/2013 at 12:10

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I would think of it the other way around. You can still experience the whole sexual thing kinda. But internet? Nope.

Victorious Secret > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:11

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I'd keep the internet and sex.

Cars, at the end of the day, are just cars.

Especially that car. It doesn't rustle thy jimmies.

If he had posted a One-77...well, that changes things.

$kaycog > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:14

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No.

404 Name Not Found > $kaycog 09/03/2013 at 12:17

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How about now?

$kaycog > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:18

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Maybe.

Tom McParland > $kaycog 09/03/2013 at 12:18

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How bout now?

Frank Grimes > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:18

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yes When can I pick it up?

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:18

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This is a much easier "Yes" now that Facebook is a mere shell of it's former self (like MySpace circa 2006). And I'm pretty much done with the shameless self-indulgence of the Twitter/Vine generation. Other than Oppo and Reuters, I can't think of anything else I'd even miss. Maybe having to use the Weather Channel on TV to see the forecast, but that's about it. See you guys at the end of 2016. Hopefully the Redditors haven't ruined the entire internet with their r/spacedicks.

As for the sex? Meh. I've had it. And now I have kids. Which means time and energy for sex are already in short supply. Plus my wife will have something to look forward to in 3 years: the best 45 seconds of her life.*

Toss me the keys!

* Of course this is farce. Happy dad & satisfied man over here. But the low hanging fruit was too easy to pass up. Growing up doesn't actually suck, Young Opponauts! You just give fewer fucks, and that is incredibly liberating!

404 Name Not Found > $kaycog 09/03/2013 at 12:19

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Now?

404 Name Not Found > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 09/03/2013 at 12:19

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Holy crap this is a really funny reply. Can you have COTD on oppo?

$kaycog > Tom McParland 09/03/2013 at 12:19

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You're really making this hard for me.

#Thinking

Three years is a long time.

$kaycog > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:21

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This is the hardest decision of my life. I could handle one year (maybe), but I don't know about three.

maximillious > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:23

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I would sell all electronics and completely disconnect from the world if it meant i owned this car. My main reason is. If i owned this car I would be too busy driving it every waking available moment... I would have no time for the internet or texting or calling people or doing anything else but driving that car. FTW, FTI. Ill take the car any day

maximillious > maximillious 09/03/2013 at 12:24

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There is no god damn way I would give up sex for it though

Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! > $kaycog 09/03/2013 at 12:24

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Now???

Chairman Kaga > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:34

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So a Koenigsesggsegkggsegkgkgkgksegg in exchange for three years of my normal married life?

OK.

$kaycog > Group B-raaaaaaaaaap! 09/03/2013 at 12:40

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YES!

Joe_Limon > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:44

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Internet... hmmm... yes... I'll have to be working my ass off to pay for insurance/fuel/tyres anyway.

Sex... hmmm... does oral count?

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 12:48

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I've already been through this no sex and no internet thing, so where the fuck is my Koenigsegg?

Union of Smog Techs of CA > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 13:55

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Ha Ha!, the internet IS sex for most people formulating and contemplating these types of questions!

exizeo - still loving fourza > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 14:09

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Would do it for $2mil USD, if I could buy my own garage. Assuming 2mil is what this specimen here would cost.

I'd probably shoot for a BMW M1, 3.0CSL, Porsche Carrera GT, and then some beater. I don't like the idea of owning a single car that expensive.

speedygopher > 404 Name Not Found 09/03/2013 at 19:09

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Done it for a lot less...

Thunder > 404 Name Not Found 09/04/2013 at 16:32

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I'm married.

I can give up the former with no change. Just life as usual.

Lack of internet would prevent me from doing my job, therefore keeping said car, so that could be tough.

If giving up one or the other, no problem.

Dean > 404 Name Not Found 09/04/2013 at 18:07

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I could do one or the other, but not both. That's just cruel.

Is it bad that I'm pretty sure I'd have a harder time with the internet than with sex?