I present to you: THE WORST RENDER EVER

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EDIT: and here's one from Motortrend just for fun:

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DISCUSSION (58)


Kinja'd!!! legory > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 03:43

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That's... Awful.


Kinja'd!!! F40LM > legory
09/02/2013 at 04:06

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It's supposedly the next-gen 2015 GT-R. I hope they didn't pay anyone for this.


Kinja'd!!! lunchtray > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 04:15

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The existing GTR isn't the best looking car...


Kinja'd!!! m2m, apex detective > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 06:52

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Where's pheno?

We need something proper asap. :D


Kinja'd!!! thebullfrog > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 07:58

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I think it's cool looking. *shrugs* At the very least it's better than 95% of what Nissan usually allows it's designers to get away with.


Kinja'd!!! DarknessCreeps > legory
09/02/2013 at 07:58

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Even though the shape's impossibly impractical, I sort of like that orange thing.


Kinja'd!!! 300hp30mpgrwdfor30k > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 08:03

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I don't like boomerang lights... but that's about the 10th thing that's wrong with this.


Kinja'd!!! ptak appreciates old racecars > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 08:13

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Ugh I hate all this. How many people here would be capable of making a better one? None.


Kinja'd!!! Sergio526 > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 08:20

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As long as it has its four round tail lights the car nerds won't start whining


Kinja'd!!! Vin > lunchtray
09/02/2013 at 08:27

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Agreed. These look pretty stupid but the GT-R is no supermodel.


Kinja'd!!! FlyingGoose > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 08:38

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Meh...


Kinja'd!!! The_OP3RaT0R > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 08:51

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So what, if it looks a little like a Hot Wheels car? I like some parts of it better than the plain-jane current GT-R.


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:03

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I honestly don't see anything wrong with it. The side windows look like FR-S and the front end...well it looks like a 370z mated with a GT-R


Kinja'd!!! Justin Young > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:12

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First thought: CRAS!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Critical Bill > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:13

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Yeah, I guess it's bad, but from what I've seen floating around the car forums, that's the norm.


Kinja'd!!! Northwoods-Porschephile > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:14

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I'm just wondering how different the comments would have been if the title was "Is this the Most Amazing Render Ever?"


Kinja'd!!! ramajastang > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:36

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So a Koenigsegg, a GT-R, and a Lamborghini Venenos have a baby.


Kinja'd!!! brellnob > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:38

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How is it the worst render ever, if we don't know what the 2015 GTR is supposed to look like? What if the 2015 GTR looks like those renders? Would be the most accurate render ever wouldn't it?


Kinja'd!!! 472CID > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:42

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That's pretty bad, but it'd be funny if that's exactly how turned out. I find the Motortrend one to be surprisingly attractive.


Kinja'd!!! The Burner Kept Rubbin > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:46

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these amateurs need my rendering skillzzzzz... chip foose ain't got nuthin on me.

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Kinja'd!!! mwatson2 > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:50

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Am I the only one that notices the ridiculously low roof line that's drawn into so many of these concepts? Do these artists get so obsessed with the body that when they remember the human element they just sort of "squeeze it in"?


Kinja'd!!! Benson > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 09:56

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The motortrend one doesn't look half bad imo. Kinda like if a GT-R got groovy with an Aston (any one, they are all the same).


Kinja'd!!! Matthew Phillips > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:03

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I like the Motor trend one, but it seems as if Nissan teamed up with the toyobaru twins and made a silvia based on them.


Kinja'd!!! Nisman > 300hp30mpgrwdfor30k
09/02/2013 at 10:05

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Boomerang lights are almost a definite, look at Nissan's lineup, they love them. I don't mind them myself...


Kinja'd!!! SRASC > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:17

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I knew this one would be it. Normally they get it right, but that one.... NO.


Kinja'd!!! Burnier > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:18

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Graduates from the Rob Liefeld school of art?


Kinja'd!!! Pitchblende > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:24

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It doesn't look very well suited to be a beach buggy, maybe they've just left it there and are waiting for the tide to come in.


Kinja'd!!! With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:25

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Nissan is evidently hoping to sneak a ringer into the Eurocup Megane Trophy series next season.


Kinja'd!!! Shooltzie > lunchtray
09/02/2013 at 10:31

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Yeah I've never personally liked the looks of it. I mean sure it's distinctive, but it's not going to go down in history as a beautiful car despite what the fanbois would have you believe.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedRacer05 > lunchtray
09/02/2013 at 10:31

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This would actually be an improvement over the existing one!


Kinja'd!!! Shooltzie > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:35

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If the damn thing didn't look like it was inflated, I think it would look better. Sadly it's going to always look like that with the way the chassis and engine layout are set up.

Then again I'm just highly biased about having a low, sleek hoodline.

Wait....wait a second.....make the GTR a boxer engine O_O. Lower the hoodline, overall center of gravity, might have to make it just a touch wider, but it results in a smoother sleeker looking car with even better handling. Sadly, this will never happen because it would just be lauded as being a big fancy Subaru....


Kinja'd!!! Lars_M > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:38

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I could make one worse if you like?


Kinja'd!!! Frostback > Shooltzie
09/02/2013 at 10:45

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Plus, they already tried to copy Porsche with a transmission design. Failed at that.


Kinja'd!!! duuude > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 10:59

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well at least the motortrend rendering doesnt look like a van...


Kinja'd!!! mariospants > legory
09/02/2013 at 11:15

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The artist should have stuck to drawing robots in disguise.


Kinja'd!!! elfakkeroo > Pitchblende
09/02/2013 at 11:48

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It's the future GTR. You'll probably have a button on the dash that'll raise the suspension eighteen inches, change the torque curve, lose the roof and build a frame right around you.

Anything's possible if your car's a friggin' videogame.


Kinja'd!!! zcorpion111 > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 11:55

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Anyone notice that the front grille looks like a ripped-off Under Armor logo?


Kinja'd!!! bg15 > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 12:12

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The motor trend one looks like a mix between a GT-R, a BRZ, and the latest WRX concept.


Kinja'd!!! ktonl > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 12:44

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Still looks better than a Juke.


Kinja'd!!! trickledick > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 12:52

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What. The. Hell. Is. This.


Kinja'd!!! VolVolkswagen > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 13:13

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wtf


Kinja'd!!! VolVolkswagen > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 13:14

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looks like a fuckin' catfish


Kinja'd!!! TulsaMtnBiker (OkieRising) > Shooltzie
09/02/2013 at 13:16

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A big fancy Subaru that I would gladly drive.


Kinja'd!!! evilfacelessturtle (Hooning a Ford is Domestic Abuse) > 300hp30mpgrwdfor30k
09/02/2013 at 13:24

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Really, it's so lazy. They just throw a kink into a bland headlight blob for the sake of being unique. It looks retarded.

When will we get a return to round headlights? They work so well on so many designs, and they force the designers to be creative elsewhere.


Kinja'd!!! Maxaxle > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 13:44

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I just look at this and think "pig".


Kinja'd!!! Maxaxle > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 13:44

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Motortrend's looks like a Taurus to me.


Kinja'd!!! GrauGeist > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 13:55

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That looks a fuckton better than the current car.


Nissan should build it.


Kinja'd!!! Blunion05 drives a pink S2000 (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST) > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 14:04

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Citroen GTR


Kinja'd!!! alexlam24 > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 14:46

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MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! wtrmlnjuc > trickledick
09/02/2013 at 15:11

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I think that's a Lambo, dude.


Kinja'd!!! 300hp30mpgrwdfor30k > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 15:50

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And the R-34 remains my favorite


Kinja'd!!! trickledick > wtrmlnjuc
09/02/2013 at 16:27

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I mean, the whole thing is ugly...but those headlights in particular. WTF?


Kinja'd!!! diegomolineaux > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 17:44

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Aston Martin front


Kinja'd!!! DanteG > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 18:30

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Want a good looking render? Here: http://wild-speed.com/home/showroom/…


Kinja'd!!! Kevin Thorp > F40LM
09/02/2013 at 19:12

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That's not even a Worst Render Ever runner up...


Kinja'd!!! LaGlock > GrauGeist
09/02/2013 at 20:07

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Yeah, I don't get it. I think the first render is kinda sexy. Could someone please explain why it's so bad?


Kinja'd!!! tdl > F40LM
09/03/2013 at 00:49

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Did someone roll it over?


Kinja'd!!! Abbey > F40LM
09/03/2013 at 03:28

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Naaaa, I've produced way worse than that!

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