LOL

"scoob" (scoobsti) 09/01/2013 at 12:27 • Filed to: Parking

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I want to do this, but I don't carry extra condoms. Not that I need them anyway. Not that I do anything that would require them anyway.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > scoob 09/01/2013 at 12:43

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Here you go, you might need this then.

TrashBoat > scoob 09/01/2013 at 12:50

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How were they parked? I posted this pic on my FB

And had three of my FB pals say, "WELL, I guess I'm an ASSHOLE then because I don't want people opening their car doors and giving me dents. Yep, I'm an asshole. Thank you."

scoob > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 09/01/2013 at 12:58

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I'm 17 :P

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > scoob 09/01/2013 at 12:59

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Oh jesus, I think I have an XXL coupon somewhere around here then.

dd3333 > TrashBoat 09/01/2013 at 13:02

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If you don't want dents, take the bus!

scoob > TrashBoat 09/01/2013 at 13:02

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No idea, I found it on a random page and took a screenshot.

TrashBoat > scoob 09/01/2013 at 13:03

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I can only assume that they deserved it. And I think the pic I shared also deserved it, even though some people tried to justify their parking decisions. :)

I think the condom idea is hilarious. :D

Slave2anMG > scoob 09/01/2013 at 13:18

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Driver probably took the thing and had himself a posh wank with it....

Agrajag > scoob 09/01/2013 at 14:09

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Reminds me of this.

95HondaV6 > Agrajag 09/01/2013 at 14:18

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OMG! That note is simply the best ever!

GhostZ > Agrajag 09/01/2013 at 15:59

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1. Handwriting analysis.

2. Cross reference with DMV listings for "Jack"

3. Cross reference with traffic cam data near the time of the crash.

4. JUSTICE.

SegaDreamcats > scoob 09/01/2013 at 16:09

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You could always print out some of these.

Nibby > GhostZ 09/01/2013 at 16:09

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How do we know his name is really Jack?

Takuro Spirit > Nibby 09/01/2013 at 16:13

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Yeah, who knows if he's using his write name to right the note.

Nibby > Takuro Spirit 09/01/2013 at 16:18

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scoob > SegaDreamcats 09/01/2013 at 16:21

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Yes, I have that bookmarked, but this is much better!

crown victor victoria > Agrajag 09/01/2013 at 17:36

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And the award for Ultimate Shitbag goes to...Jack! Jack, ladies and gentlemen, is this year's Ultimate Shitbag! Let's give him a round of sack taps!

feather-throttle-not-hair > scoob 09/01/2013 at 18:35

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The last note I wrote said "this is my spot I pay for it don't park here"

This was then followed by en entire paragraph of me berating him for putting bogus "GXP" badges on his non-GXP Pontiac.

feather-throttle-not-hair > TrashBoat 09/01/2013 at 18:38

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You're friends with a lot of assholes.

It's weird because people who don't care about cars AND people who really care about cars both don't do this. It's only the in between poseurs who park like asshats.

TrashBoat > feather-throttle-not-hair 09/01/2013 at 22:39

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LOL, well it was like 2 or 3 out of hundreds, and I was a bit, uhhh, taken aback, ya know? AND that they were justifying it so vehemently.