I Have Just Been The Target of Systematic Discrimination

"Kake Bake" (kakebake)
08/30/2013 at 20:40 • Filed to: livid

Have a look at this BiC Wite•Out EZcorrect . Note the orientation of the non-textured area at the bottom and it's relation to the notch at the top as well as the overall shape. These suggest a product designed with left-terminating fingers in mind. Where does this leave the left-handed ink enthusiast? I am disappointed but not surprised.

DISCUSSION (16)

PanchoVilleneuve ST > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 20:42

"Left handed" in Latin is "sinister", so I can see why they'd discriminate.

Kake Bake > PanchoVilleneuve ST
08/30/2013 at 20:45

OK, so maybe I'm using the ink to write a manifesto called " Mussolini: A Bad Guy? ," but that's no business of BiC.

6cyl > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 20:45

Left handed people still exist? So much for theories about evolution....

Kake Bake > 6cyl
08/30/2013 at 20:49

I'll thank evolution to leave my left-handedness and wisdom teeth alone.

Firewrx234 > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 20:56

I feel your pain. As a lefty myself, things tend to be more tedious for me than most. Ie >90% of the scissors made today are not ambidextrous but rather right-centric.

What a shame.

Kake Bake > Firewrx234
08/30/2013 at 20:58

We need to organize and fight for our civil lefts.

Audio Tachometer > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 21:18

Restaurant worker utensils are also discriminatory. The ice cream scoops... now i'm mad.

desertdog5051 > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 21:33

Being a leftie and one part of only 15% if the population, I know your grief.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 21:40

Did you know that every year over 2500 lefties are killed by improperly using equipment designed for right handed users? The power saw ranks as deadliest item.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 21:42

Doesn't matter, no one will be able to read it. As a leftie you'll just end up smudging what you wrote.

Frank Grimes > Kake Bake
08/30/2013 at 21:47

I came here to say i am left handed.

Kake Bake > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/30/2013 at 21:54

I can take solace in the fact that at least people keep their wits about them when using power seesaws.

Kake Bake > Frank Grimes
08/30/2013 at 21:56

You may have only said that you're left handed, but your presence has spoken volumes.

Future generations will know your bravery.

Kake Bake > Audio Tachometer
08/30/2013 at 21:59

Wait, so your ice cream doesn't come in logs from which you slice your pâté of frozen delight?

Weird.

Kake Bake > desertdog5051
08/30/2013 at 22:00

I'm more steamed that our representative percentage of the world's population is also the amount of money that can be saved by switching insurance companies.

Kake Bake > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
08/30/2013 at 22:05

Not true. My left hand is very self-conscious, so ever since the 6th grade I've affixed small pads to the nibs of my pens so that they trail as I write and pre-smudge my work.