"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
08/30/2013 at 00:25 • Filed to: BMW
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"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
08/30/2013 at 00:25 • Filed to: BMW | 1
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A driver from the marquee we all love to hate pulled the ultimate assdick move tonight. S/he pulled a massive u-turn across two lanes of traffic and a pair of solid yellow lines to come up just right in front of me. Had to tap the brakes gently (well, in hindsight a rev-matched downshift could have attained the same result) to avoid smearing my front on his rear.
At first I was angry, but then I realized that no matter how far I fall in life, I would never be caught dead driving around in a faded-gold E36 sedan with banged-up wheels and what appears to be poorly repaired crash damage.
Z_Stig
> promoted by the color red
08/30/2013 at 00:30 |
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Ah, The-I-Just-Purchased-A-Beat-To-Shit-Old-Ass-BMW-And-I'm-So-Awesome asshat driver.
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promoted by the color red
> Z_Stig
08/30/2013 at 00:39 |
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I'm totally imagining lots of dubstep being played at full blast inside that car.
ddavidn
> promoted by the color red
08/30/2013 at 00:53 |
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I had someone in a 3000GT do that to me the other day. Right in front of a speed camera, which of course isn't equipped to catch U-turns. It was bumping the dubstep.
(See in my story the E36 was the good one...)
Niquemarshall
> promoted by the color red
08/30/2013 at 01:02 |
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"Assdick"
Never heard that one before. Gotta use it on someone.