If Mass Effect was a Japanese anime

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 08/28/2013 at 17:51 • Filed to: None

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The whole thing would've been about Commander Shepard being a bratty teen with oily hair, who would cheat on Tali with two sexy Asari, resulting in her hitting him over the head with an Omni-tool, again and again and again.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 17:57

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Sounds like a good idea, just replace Tali with Liara.

PS9 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 17:58

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The folks at Bioware are clearly Assmen. Just sayin'.

...does Party-vi work at bioware???

Anon > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 18:00

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As bad as it probobly is, it exist.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 18:02

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Just thought of something else to add...

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > PS9 08/28/2013 at 18:05

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What were you saying? I was too busy staring at dat ass.

Pessimippopotamus > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 18:18

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They don't look nearly as kawaii enough.

mgwtfllbbqb > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 18:26

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I don't think the guy in the Asari sandwich is supposed to be Shepard, but rather a Quarian.

Victorious Secret > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 18:29

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Sun-Tzubaru - With Zoom-Zoom > mgwtfllbbqb 08/28/2013 at 18:32

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Maybe it's Kal'Reegar? I mean, the fandom already sees him as a memetic badass.
"Kal'Reegar once mind-melded with two Asari at once ...without his suit on "

daender > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS 08/28/2013 at 19:07

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Needs voice.

Nivenus > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 08/28/2013 at 19:47

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That enviro-suit looks... impractical.

Nivenus > mgwtfllbbqb 08/28/2013 at 19:49

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Good point; the helmet and outfit matches, as does the weird little cyborg-lines that BioWare arbitrarily decided was "good enough" to make quarians look aliens.

Yes, that still bugs me a little >:(.

MasterChef_117 > mgwtfllbbqb 08/29/2013 at 02:26

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The neck-circuitry is a dead giveaway... and the asari uniform...