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08/28/2013 at 11:51 • Filed to: None

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Especially if its a Jesus Diaz post.


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Kinja'd!!! Hermann > HammerheadFistpunch
08/28/2013 at 11:55

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"everything the light touches is the article"

I think you haven't been on the FP in a while.


Kinja'd!!! MooseKnuckles > HammerheadFistpunch
08/28/2013 at 11:58

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Especially if its a Jesus Diaz post.

Ha!


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > HammerheadFistpunch
08/28/2013 at 12:12

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You've got it backwards. The article is the shadowy place if it is a Jesus Diaz article and the comments are everything the light touches.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > ncasolowork2
08/28/2013 at 12:13

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true...except Jesus doesn't contain himself to the article. Then all places are shadowy.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Hermann
08/28/2013 at 12:14

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One does simply not visit the FP anymore.

If we are talking jalopnik that is, I haven't been there for a week. Oppo is where it's at yo.


Kinja'd!!! Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > Hermann
08/28/2013 at 12:24

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What is this front page you speak of?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Autophile412 - what's the world got in store?
08/28/2013 at 12:39

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Imagine a place like a big horizontal office building. But this building is divided in several big parts. All together for one purpose: Broadcasting news and opinions to whoever enters the main hall of this building. The parts are segmented to Car News , Gossip News , Sports News , Tech News , General Geekiness News , Video Game News , Life Improvement and Woman News .

These segments have some fine gentleman to cast the people their news and opinions to whoever enters their segment. Some people enter these segments, get what interests them and leave, but some stay and discuss with other people in there. Some others get into the spirit and enter what I call The Backyard . Each segment has at least one Backyard, it's a small door inside the segment, with little indication to where it is, what it is or what's its purpose. It's not inside the news building anymore but it's not outside its properties.

So, you and me are currently in this said Backyard. People sit around here all freaking day drinking beer and talking nonsense. We sometimes even forget we're actually in the mega building's properties. Even though we sometimes lurk over the fence and shout to the other fellows, barbecuing on another Backyard .

The Front Page is this big segment, that's where the news come from, and also the people providing us with an eventual refreshment and sometimes they even shove us inside the building so we too can cast some news for them.

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Kinja'd!!! philaDLJ > HammerheadFistpunch
08/28/2013 at 12:57

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Is Oppo Scar? Kinda keeps to himself, hangs out with hyenas, is constantly planning perfect big brother's demise...


Kinja'd!!! The Stampi > HammerheadFistpunch
08/28/2013 at 21:10

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I thought Jalop and Oppo were the pride lands and the shadowy place is Jezebel