I hate dieting

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone)
08/27/2013 at 21:33 • Filed to: None

GF convicted me eat healthier, at least for a short period of time, and this drives me crazy. I need sugar and fat and gluten. I want a cheeseburger with extra bacon and chocolate sauce and wasabi mayo.

I know she is helping me, but my brain refuses to consider a huge cucumber and broccoli salad, with tofu, Greek yogurt, green onion, dill, mint and pine nuts, dinner.

DISCUSSION (21)

Nerd-Vol > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 21:38

You know all those vegetables and shit will kill you, right? I knew I guy who loved veggies, ate em with every meal. BOOOM died 8 years later in a car crash.

Don't let it happen to you.

desertdog5051 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 21:39

You will, if you marry her or have your first heart attack. All the fun things in moderation.

Mason-Dixon > Nerd-Vol
08/27/2013 at 21:43

Thanks, (Michelle) Obama!

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > desertdog5051
08/27/2013 at 21:54

She is not that moderate when it comes to sex, but that actually burns calories, so I guess it makes sense.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Nerd-Vol
08/27/2013 at 21:56

Is pizza still considered a vegetable?

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 21:59

You just need to find the good tasting healthy foods. Then you won't be complaining.

Frank Grimes > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 22:00

Focus on what you should eat veggies and stuff instead of saying to yourself I cant eat this etc. Weigh yourself every day. Also cooking at home helps. Although since I can whip up crem brulee whenever I feels it can get out of hand. These are my diet tips.

Also think of how much lighter and faster you and your car will be.

f86sabre > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 22:00

Here are some things to help you out:
Pakistani style chickpeas with a whole wheat tortilla is a filling and legitimately tasty low cal dish
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/pakista…

Give up soda. Diet or otherwise. Just walk away. Find tea. Exception noted below.

Have a tall glass of water before dinner.

Boca burger with lettuce, tomato and a chipotle sauce is yummy

Hummus and pita chips. More filling than patatoe chips. Chick peas again.

Ground turkey has some great uses and takes on seasoning well. Less fat than beef.

Hot sauce/Sriracha is your friend. I use salsa instead of salad dressing.

Cherries are a good snack. They are good, good for you and take time to eat.

A whiskey and diet coke has less calories than beer.

It is ok to have a treat now and again in a moderate size.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
08/27/2013 at 22:21

The salad wasn't too bad tasting, that's just me, acting like a brat when I have to do things that limit my freedom of choice.

AddMustard > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 22:22

She's making you diet? New GF time!!!!!

Hooker > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 22:27

I just had two double stack's with pretzel buns.

I'm supposedly on a diet.

48 Spoons > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 22:33

I did something similar a while back. You just have to start with veggies you do like, and slowly expand to new things. Seems to be easier that way since you get used the veggie flavors. Also I wouldn't just drop meat or stay away from it, just use smaller portions in meals.

I used to over eat a lot and feel like crap after meal because of it. What I found to help is just to eat slower. That way you'll feel more satisfied at the end of the meal than by just shoveling it all down. This way you can eat less overall and not have to cut stuff totally out of your diet.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > f86sabre
08/27/2013 at 22:35

But I love soda, and frappucinos. And are you sure that Doritos and guacamole isn't a better idea then hummus?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Frank Grimes
08/27/2013 at 22:41

Unless I get weightless, I doubt that performance will grow with more than 2%.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > AddMustard
08/27/2013 at 22:47

She's not making me, I want to do it too, but I like junk food and I'm too lazy, to do it by myself.

AddMustard > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 22:51

I recently cut out soda cold-turkey. I tried diet soda only for a while and it wasn't working. I haven't changed my diet otherwise but I feel better. All water, all the time, and I'm actually eating less. I tried a couple diets, low carb mostly. I couldn't take it, I love carbs. I'll figure out something else if I need to.

I wish you luck if it's something you want to do!

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > Hooker
08/27/2013 at 22:52

Good job, make sure you add soda, lol.

f86sabre > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 22:58

Doritos and guacamole isn't a good flavor combination even if you are trying to bulk up. I never liked Doritos with any kind of dip.

Seriously, soda will f you up. I saw a study (yeah I know studies can say whatever you pay them to say) that showed a direct correlation between the sales of soft drinks in the US over the last 100 years and the increase of our average weights. That's what got me to stop drinking it.

Hooker > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!
08/27/2013 at 23:02

I added Makers Mark. Does that count?

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > 48 Spoons
08/27/2013 at 23:06

I don't feel bad after eating fast, it just accumulates on me, if I exaggerate with carbs and fats.

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > f86sabre
08/28/2013 at 00:24

It's not only about soda, it's about portions getting bigger, and much of the physical hard work being done by machines now, and about working schedule being shorter, and people bring lazier.