Messing with internet scammers part 3

"FrankenBlaster" (FrankenBlaster) 08/26/2013 at 20:10 • Filed to: E-mail Scammers

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I posted part 2 earlier today, I figure I might as well clear it out and finish off with my 3rd of 3 surveys I've had these fools fill out.

This one isn't particularly as funny as the others, however I am a fan of how this guy got mad half way through and just stopped filling it out. When he sent it back to me, I was instructed that forms needed to be filled out by me and that he would no longer be doing any forms. Unfortunately for him, the bank couldn't accept that form and I was unable to send him a Western Union money order, how strange?

Please note - this form is fake and is absolutely worthless, other than getting this dweeb to waste his time. This is the same moron who has been e-mailing me for 6 months in order to retrieve the release fund for the transaction to go through, so that I will receive upwards of $20 million USD.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:12

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I LOLed hard

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:15

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Where did you get this form? I must have it!

SPNKiX > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:15

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how do you know for sure?

Sparf > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:17

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If I'd been drinking anything now my screen would have been ruined. Close call.

SPNKiX > SPNKiX 08/26/2013 at 20:17

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srsly, tho- you should pare it down a bit so they really commit to wasting their time. this is absolutely hilarious, but a well paved rabbit hole would be epic. have one form lead to another and well... you decide whether it's worth it. it would be fun to read!

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:22

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Let him know his date format is reversed from the one we use and therefore must be completely redone.....with a new, different form...for security reasons.

CB > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:23

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What's great is that you may have his real address. Sign him up for some magazines?

Much kudos for this. Brilliant!

FrankenBlaster > SPNKiX 08/26/2013 at 20:24

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This particular one has gotten completely out of hand. He's convinced that I'm a wealthy business owner and that the pilot of my company's private jet has taken me to his country, only to be unable to find him. My pilot (one of my buddies who is in on it all) is currently very angry with him for wasting our time. I'm not too happy either, given that he wasted my time and made me miss an important meeting to buy another business so that I could further develop my client base. I mean, 6 months have gone by and we haven't been able to finish the deal.

FrankenBlaster > CB 08/26/2013 at 20:26

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This guy is my favorite out of all of them so far. I've been e-mailing him for half of a year. I didn't even think of signing him up for magazines, that is brilliant. I did get 2 bank accounts from him which have been shut down for fraudulent activities. I cannot believe how hard it is to transact business when the funds are ready to go!!!

FrankenBlaster > Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. 08/26/2013 at 20:28

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You hit it spot on - the instructions for this one were that it had to be red ink, and as you can see here it is clearly not. I have instructed him that the bank cannot accept the form, due to the color of the print.

FrankenBlaster > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/26/2013 at 20:29

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www.scambaitingtools.com has it. There are loads of great time wasting forms on there. It's hilarious how much of the scammer's time and resources these guys have wasted.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:32

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Huzzah! New activities for when I'm bored.

Eric Siedlecki > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 20:40

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Moar. I require updates.

Chteelers > FrankenBlaster 08/27/2013 at 08:45

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Did something similar in Walmart the other day. I'm standing in the aisle for bathroom supplies and some guy approaches me, and in a mumbling voice...

Guy: "Um, I'm trying to, um, buy some milk and bread."

Me: "You're what now?"

Guy: "Um, trying to buy some milk and bread. Could you help me out?"

Me: "Oh, what kind of milk?"

Guy: "Um, some 2% or whole."
Me: "Do you need 2% or whole?"

Guy: "Either I think."

Me: "Well it must be one or the other, so which one? 2% or whole?"

Guy: "I guess whole would be good."

Me: "OK, and then what kind of bread?"

Guy: "Uh I guess like bread. Like white bread?"

Me: "Which brand of bread?"

Guy: "I don't, uh, just some like white bread."

Me: "Well I need to know SPECIFICALLY what kind of bread and milk you need."

Guy: "Ah man, you don't gotta be rude"

MUAHAHAHAHA. Probably not the smartest thing but I was in a rotten mood, and Walmart just makes me feel worse.