"MooseKnuckles" (andyschenk) 08/26/2013 at 13:34 • Filed to: None

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Must be Monday if I'm watching old Simpsons clips that have been recorded with a camera

Frank Grimes > MooseKnuckles 08/26/2013 at 13:45

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I dont know how he did it I tried eating american cheese plain one and I almost died of leprosy. No seriously it was disgusting.

MooseKnuckles > Frank Grimes 08/26/2013 at 13:46

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WTF is american cheese anways? Is it what the rest of the world calls cheddar? Does american cheese have to be processed and unnaturally orange?

FrankenBlaster > Frank Grimes 08/26/2013 at 13:53

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I used to do it with saltines when I was younger. But I also used to just eat saltines and butter too. How the fuck I'm 23 and weigh 135 is beyond me.

Frank Grimes > MooseKnuckles 08/26/2013 at 13:54

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Here is a recipe that should explain. http://www.americastestkitchenfeed.com/do-it-yourself…

It used to be more legit like a mixture of other "real" cheeses like the recipe above but now is its own beast at least most of the stuff bought in stores.

Most people hate on it like it isnt food as if food doesn't contain chemicals or ingredients. And they they eat at Ferran Adria restaurant which much be the most processed food on the planet not resembling anything natural and claim its food of the gods. I am not gonna eat a piece of american cheese with an apple but on a burger or grilled cheese it is sublime.

It summary it is made of rather strange things for a cheese. It isnt a cheese you can just eat plain or simply but it has a place and should be respected.

MooseKnuckles > Frank Grimes 08/26/2013 at 13:56

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huh, that's actually more interesting that I would've thought

Frank Grimes > FrankenBlaster 08/26/2013 at 13:57

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I like saltines plain. I should try them with butter. Do you have a recipe? You seem distraught at your weight I am 31 and 196 I can give you a few pointers and tell you what you are doing wrong.

twinturbobmw > MooseKnuckles 08/26/2013 at 14:57

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Fake cheese.