Not sure if asshat parking, or brilliant parking

Kinja'd!!! "Takuro Spirit" (takurospirit)
08/23/2013 at 09:35 • Filed to: asshats, asshat parking, people of walmart

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DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:36

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Ha


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:37

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Handles like a shopping cart.


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:39

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I would spend 10 minutes encasing that thing in shopping carts because reasons.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:43

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I would say brilliant because the person is penalizing themselves by not being able to open their doors.


Kinja'd!!! cbell04 > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:43

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Well its probably valued at about the same worth as a shopping cart so...


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:48

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Brilliant I'd say. Never thought of doing it with my MG Midget....but I will now.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:51

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I would bury it in shopping carts. Even if it is brilliant.


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:54

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Bonus points for having to get in and out like the Duke boys


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:54

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I would do what I always do, get a running start and launch my cart into the cart corral at ramming speed.

And before anyone gives me that Pulp Fiction "don't fuck with a man's car" speech, you sound like an idiot parroting that mindlessly.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > vdub_nut: scooter snob
08/23/2013 at 09:56

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I'd be busy trying to fit it into the trunk, nesting it like a cart usually does.


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > Mattbob
08/23/2013 at 09:56

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There's a small chance they didn't actually park there. Some of the time, those things aren't even bolted down, and they do't weigh all that much. One person could drag it in place, three or four could easily lift and carry it.


Kinja'd!!! TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 09:57

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I have it on good authority that an 08 Civic will fit through the wide flow through ones at Sam's.


Kinja'd!!! timateo81 > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 10:03

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NP


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > timateo81
08/23/2013 at 10:05

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Have you SEEN the prices on shopping carts? Seriously, it might be cheaper to buy that Accent.


Kinja'd!!! William Byrd > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 10:14

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I'd like to say brilliant, I really would. But when the pregnant lady goes to return her cart out in the parking lot and sees that thing sitting there instead, it kind of sucks. Although if I were returning a cart, I would totally block them in. haha


Kinja'd!!! philaDLJ > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 10:21

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I'll say brilliant, especially if he had to stop, get out, and take carts out of there before slipping in. That's effort!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Mattbob
08/23/2013 at 10:28

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Could've NASCAR'd his way in/out of there. The driver side window is open...


Kinja'd!!! Pure87 > Takuro Spirit
08/23/2013 at 12:33

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Small cars FTW.


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > vdub_nut: scooter snob
08/23/2013 at 13:01

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it would definitely need to be lifted due to the connecting piece behind the car if that is the case.


Kinja'd!!! Meatcoma > Meatcoma
08/23/2013 at 14:17

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Speaking of which.

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Takuro Spirit
08/28/2013 at 15:51

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I park like that sometimes.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Takuro Spirit
08/30/2013 at 13:32

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Oh this reminds me of a fun story - We used to always turn a friend's car sideways just because he always drove small cars. Just picked up by the rear bumper and slid it over. Time passes (decades) and a buddy and I go to visit said friend. We reminisce... He had to go do something, my buddy and I give a glance to each other, 'should we? yeah...' quickly scour his house, find a garage door opener, open garage, go in and turn his little car sideways, close garage and put everything else back the way it was. We head home a few hours later, having forgotten all about it... until he calls us the next day to say that he was able to get the car out after a 50-something point turn...