"webmonkees" (kayoteq-of-the-forest)
08/21/2013 at 08:27 • Filed to: Crash Test Drummies
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"webmonkees" (kayoteq-of-the-forest)
08/21/2013 at 08:27 • Filed to: Crash Test Drummies | 0
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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! envisions a future, or is it a present where cyborg crash dummies contemplate life without danger thanks to the new automated driving system.
A life eternal. A everlasting utopia of part time work. What can it do.
Wait, this is corporate? Creepy? Creeporporate?
Google translate is about as useful as sticking a translating fish in your ear.
This is directly from the site as Google thinks is going on.
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"Help Me! Dummy- shouted the eye site in a corner of the world
Results 20XX year, driving support system of Subaru "EyeSight" was born, safety technology of the automobile has improved by leaps and bounds, the dummy dolls really ... that was laid off a large amount of dummies who had to in the collision experiment fate?
Them of their happiness to where?
Epic story begins now ..
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Epilogue (spoiler alert)
You're gonna need this. Please wait for the above conclusion, if you make it that far without falling into a cybersympathetic emotional coma..
Because the link to ' !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ' is.. blank. Sorry.
Trying to think of some way to make up for it.
Could I make it.. more surreal?
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Universal Mysterious Video Music- It's Time To Play Soprano!
Start the below music, then start the dummy video, kick back and watch.