So im currently in a Drunk texting conversation with a friend...

Kinja'd!!! "MountainCommand" (MountainCommand)
08/17/2013 at 22:34 • Filed to: jdmkitty

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Hes drunk (i assume, or completely stupid). Im at home. He is at a party. He asks me to get over here. I say im there. Tell him im upstairs playing xbox with two made up people. He says he is outside. SO i tell him start waving his hand around while i look out the window. He says didnt work, and said he would be inside on "the couch". I tell him i just went outside looking for him. Then say i met a girl. Now im telling him to get me some drinks and leave them on a table outside......

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I need more ideas before he figures it out.


DISCUSSION (2)


Kinja'd!!! The Real Dacia Sandero > MountainCommand
08/17/2013 at 22:38

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Tell him you went to the table, but some people just took the drinks as you were walking to it.


Kinja'd!!! SegaDreamcats > MountainCommand
08/17/2013 at 22:54

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Tell him you hit it off with the girl, and ask him to leave condoms in the bathtub.