And Guess Who Needs New Fog Lights

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08/13/2013 at 18:57 • Filed to: Fuck me

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This guy


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Kinja'd!!! Arandomvirus > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 19:11

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Theres a good chance someone will want that broken one ... Projector swaps are all the rage!

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Kinja'd!!! Sparf > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 19:39

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What car?


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 19:41

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Rock? Branch? Animal?


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Sparf
08/13/2013 at 19:42

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My BMW


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann
08/13/2013 at 19:43

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That's the thing, I haven't the slightest idea.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 19:52

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And the weirdest thing is the bumper seems untouched.

I had a similar situation once, but it was a poor dog that was walking along the street when I was passing (with a foot on the brake already) then tried to cross the street when I was like 5 meters of him. The bumper remained perfect, while the fog light was shattered.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann
08/13/2013 at 19:55

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Poor little fella. But bumpers are flexible, hard plastic lenses aren't. But, I think it was a direct hit from a rock or a pelican. Probably pelican.


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 20:04

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You and Homer both.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 20:04

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Nah, if it was a pelican the damage would've been waaay worse.

I'd hit the little fella right with the middle of my car if I didn't turn and brake hard. The ABS did a nice job and saved him. I hit his rear legs, and thankfully he bumped and was thrown to the side rather than under the car or towards the middle. I rushed to him to try and help him, but he stood up and ran to the other side of the street where he was headed (there were like 10 other stray dogs waiting him). He limped a bit. Poor guy.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann
08/13/2013 at 20:08

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How much worse, this much worse.

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But, it was most defiantly a rock.


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 20:12

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Nice Lambo, dude!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Hermann
08/13/2013 at 20:24

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Thanks!


Kinja'd!!! Nerd-Vol > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
08/13/2013 at 20:42

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Bummer, I had the same thing happen to me a few months ago. No idea what did it. No other damage to the bumper.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Nerd-Vol
08/13/2013 at 20:44

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I just got these a couple of months ago.