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Kinja'd!!! "Deal Killer - Powered by Focus" (dealkiller-ii)
08/12/2013 at 21:25 • Filed to: None

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When you just can't have your Crown Royal XR tainted by just plain old ice, you need Glace Luxury Ice, at just $75 for ten (10) cubes, it's such a deal. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! PatBateman > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
08/12/2013 at 21:28

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It's about damned time someone made ice specifically designed for my tastes.

Regular ice is for peasants and whores who work the docks.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
08/12/2013 at 21:31

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I know someone who'd think these are cool.


Kinja'd!!! sloPro > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
08/12/2013 at 21:32

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"... to ensure flawless quality and a zero-taste profile, never contaminating the essence of premium liquors ..."

bitch! except for watering them down!


Kinja'd!!! Sparf > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
08/12/2013 at 21:33

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Tasteless ice? Sounds awfully familiar.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > sloPro
08/12/2013 at 21:37

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Agreed. Neat or nothing.


Kinja'd!!! Sun-Tzubaru - With Zoom-Zoom > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
08/12/2013 at 21:51

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Eh? Why no whiskey stones?


Kinja'd!!! nafsucof > Sun-Tzubaru - With Zoom-Zoom
08/12/2013 at 22:14

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They don't really make the drinks cold.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
08/12/2013 at 22:14

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I thought it was a joke. But no, they're actually selling ice cubes via mail order.

I make my own giant ice cubes or ice spheres in my own freezer. They work JUST FINE.


Kinja'd!!! Clown Shoe Pilot > sloPro
08/12/2013 at 22:25

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The high test Bourbon I like needs a little water. It doesn't need "luxury ice" though.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > Deal Killer - Powered by Focus
08/13/2013 at 07:20

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Because hipster?